How Sir Alex Ferguson"s bedtime habits set standards at Manchester United

How Fergie's bedtime habits set standards at Old Trafford

By
Patrick Collins

PUBLISHED:

22:23 GMT, 15 December 2012

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00:26 GMT, 16 December 2012

In more than a quarter-century of intense public scrutiny, Sir Alex Ferguson has successfully resisted every intrusion into his private life. Yesterday, in the month of his 71st birthday, he offered a glimpse of his domestic habits.

In the wake of last Sunday’s remarkable Manchester derby, he went to bed with his head spinning. ‘I just couldn’t sleep,’ he said, ‘and at about four o’clock in the morning I gave up trying, got up and watched a video of the whole of our game against Manchester City all over again.’

The tale is worth recording because it is the nearest thing to a bedroom revelation that Ferguson will ever provide. It also tells us something about the nature of a hopelessly driven man.

Driven: Man United manager Sir Alex Ferguson

Driven: Man United manager Sir Alex Ferguson

Carried away by the excitement of
United’s victory, it seems he found it difficult to ascertain where his
team had fallen short of his standards.

He was, therefore, left with no
alternative but to watch the entire match through the small hours of a
December night. And was it worth it Indeed it was. As he explains:
‘With the help of the video my suspicions were confirmed. In the second
half we were giving the ball away too easily.’

Try to think of another major football
manager, past or present, who might regard that as perfectly rational
behaviour and only Bill Shankly springs to mind. It was Shankly, of
course, who took his wife to watch Huddersfield Reserves on their
wedding anniversary. Truly, the west of Scotland breeds single-minded
football men.

Happy days: Ferguson celebrates victory over Man City with Patrice Evra

Happy days: Ferguson celebrates victory over Man City with Patrice Evra

I doubt that Sir Alex lost any sleep
last night, since Sunderland were dispatched with the minimum of fuss.
But he seemed perceptibly irritated by United’s lack of ruthlessness,
their failure to bury outclassed opponents in dramatic fashion after
scoring twice within the first 20 minutes.

They may be six points clear at the top but such laxity could cost them dearly on more difficult days.

He did not criticise, of course, since
that is not his way. But he did mention that Wayne Rooney ‘might have
scored four’, and his failure to do so may provoke some pertinent
questions.

That ferocious work ethic, that
refusal to be satisfied, underpins everything Ferguson has achieved in
the game. After all these years, he has achieved the status of an
institution, to the extent that a match day at Old Trafford without his
looming presence seems almost unthinkable.

His name infiltrates every
conversation along Sir Matt Busby Way. From the shop called Legends of
Fast Food, featuring portraits of Cantona, Giggs, Rooney; all men whose
names are synonymous with sausage and chips. To the stalls selling
United car stickers, baby bibs, woolly hats. To the man pleading with
the passing public to buy red and white wrist bands for 1: ‘Listen,
I’m nearly giving ’em away!’

The old North Stand is now the Sir
Alex Ferguson Stand. There is a statue which bears a passing resemblance
to somebody who looks a bit like Ferguson. At times, the whole place
takes on the appearance of a shrine to the great man.

The temptation to coast, to relax, to
bask in past glories could be considerable but it is scornfully
rejected. For the focus is always on the future, of cups and titles
still to come.

Sweet dreams: United are six points clear of City at Christmas

Sweet dreams: United are six points clear of City at Christmas

His current work is as impressive as
any he has done. The team are not remotely the equal of Ferguson’s best
United sides but they are proceeding like a runaway train. He used to
speak of the importance of being ‘in touch at Christmas’. Instead, they
are six points clear.

Mention the fact to Ferguson and his
mind flickers back some 15 years, to the season when they were
overhauled by Arsenal. Never relax, he preached. Bad things can happen.

And yet, he had seemed in high good
humour when he appeared yesterday, hurrying along with that urgent,
short-stepping stride, pausing to greet some disabled fans, signing
programmes, glad-handing all round.

By contrast, Martin O’Neill, once touted as a possible successor, slipped in almost anonymously.

For the entire 90 minutes, Ferguson
never once left his seat to storm the touchline. Goals were greeted with
an excited little clap or a satisfied grunt. Chomping relentlessly on
his gum, he concentrated intently; smiling when his side passed with
bright urgency, glowering when goals were squandered or runs went
untracked.

When it was over, he rose from his
seat, shook the hand of O’Neill and walked briskly back along the
touchline, offering the crowd six brief claps of his hands, and a
further detonation on reaching the mouth of the tunnel.

He was not satisfied, not even
particularly pleased, but that was another match over. On to the next
one, and the one after, and the one after that.

At 70, Alex Ferguson is still looking restlessly forward. Even at four o’clock on a winter’s morning.

Jessica Ennis interview: On pressure, her wedding plans, winning Olympic gold

EXCLUSIVE: Winning gold was the best day of my life… until I tried on my wedding dress! Olympic star Ennis chats to Sportsmail

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23:23 GMT, 9 December 2012

It was not until Jessica Ennis crossed the finish line of the 800 metres to become the Olympic heptathlon champion on that unforgettable Saturday night last August that we really saw the burden of expectation.

She stretched out her arms, her palms open, as if trying to touch every corner of the stadium.

Her face, the face that had adorned so many posters and billboards around the capital for so long, folded into a slight frown as she looked to the sky as if to say: ‘I’ve done it.’

Relief: Jessica Ennis's magic moment as she wins heptathlon gold and became a British legend

Relief: Jessica Ennis's magic moment as she wins heptathlon gold and became a British legend

It was not the frenzied release of
another Sheffield star, Lord Coe, after the 1500m in Moscow in 1980 but
it was relief, all right. Ennis had done it. She was the Olympic
champion.

‘It was quite a lot to do,’ she says in her modest, understated way. ‘I think the over-riding feeling was definitely relief. I couldn’t quite believe it had all gone the way I hoped and wished.

‘Everyone’s been talking about it for years. It’s been the longest build-up to anything I’ve ever experienced. Then I realised I was really tired — mentally, more than physically, really.’

Adored: Ennis's triumph inspired the public who cheered her on during the events

Adored: Ennis's triumph inspired the public who cheered her on during the events

As we sit at the English Institute of Sport in Sheffield and giggle giddily about engagement rings, the focused, determined athlete who crossed the line in London seems a world away from the 26-year-old woman blushing about reading Fifty Shades of Grey on her post-Games holiday.

Ennis got through half of the second book in the trilogy and then got too embarrassed because they are ‘really quite raunchy’.

‘When I got back my mum asked to read them and she’s read all three,’ she adds, giggling again, ‘but I was embarrassed. I kept folding it over so no-one could see what I was reading.’

She is also enjoying planning her ‘medium-sized’ spring wedding to Andy Hill, a construction site manager she met at school, and is ‘loving all the girlie stuff’.

Winner (again): Ennis poses with both the SJA Sportswoman Of The Year award (left) and the Pat Besford award for outstanding sporting achievement

Winner (again): Ennis poses with both the SJA Sportswoman Of The Year award (left) and the Pat Besford award for outstanding sporting achievement

‘The dress bit was the best day of my life because you never try dresses on like that, do you’ she says. ‘It’s very special.’

Ennis’s knack of remaining rooted in the everyday feels completely at odds with her extraordinary achievements on the track, yet her girl-next-door demeanour may just explain how she has managed to reach those heights.

How else could she have made sure the pressure in the build-up to London did not overwhelm her

She can laugh about it now, but Ennis admits she found it ‘weird’ when other members of the British team asked to have their picture taken with her in the Athletes’ Village.

She had never been to an Olympics before, yet people, particularly children, would often ask her what it was like to win a gold medal, an honour she felt the British public had already hung around her neck.

‘I think they did, really,’ she says, ‘because I’d had a good few years, so that added on a bit more pressure.

Style: Ennis dressed up

Style: Ennis dressd up

Down to earth: Ennis says she found it 'weird' when other athletes asked for a picture with her

Award: Ennis proudly holds her MBE, with fiancee Andy Hill

Award: Ennis proudly holds her MBE, with fiancee Andy Hill

‘People would come up to me asking, “What was it like when you won the Olympics” This is before London! I think that’s what people automatically thought before I’d even got there. Just to add a little bit more pressure.

‘I kept saying, “I haven’t actually been to an Olympics or won an Olympic medal. So I’ll hopefully let you know in a few weeks”. Then it was weird going into the village. Some of the British athletes from other sports were asking for pictures with me and things like that. I felt we were one team, we were all the same, but they wanted pictures and that was really weird.’

Just to add to the butterflies, there were the two silver medals Ennis won at the 2011 World Championships and the world indoors last March. They were two ‘seeds of doubt’ to remind Ennis that things can go wrong, especially in a gruelling two-day multi-event discipline.

At the time she masked her disappointment by saying it would help her preparation for London but, looking back, she has realised it did. There was no way she wanted to experience the ‘worst feeling’ of coming second at her home Games.

‘Not that I needed any more motivation because it was already there,’ she says, ‘and not that I was really settled and thought I was going to win everything. I never thought that. But I think it kind of showed me how easily things can go wrong.

Icon: Ennis with Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe (left) and Ricky Gervais (right) at the Graham Norton show

Icon: Ennis with Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe (left) and Ricky Gervais (right) at the Graham Norton show

‘It plants that kind of seed in your
mind of things kind of falling apart. It’s quite difficult. You don’t
want that negative thought to be there all the time.

‘It wasn’t a nice position to be in and I think that was the main thing I took from it: it was just the worst feeling to come second at that time and that moment I was in — and I did not want to experience that again.

‘I definitely didn’t want to experience it on such a large scale in London so that did make me really keen to make sure I didn’t make any mistakes.’

She did not, of course. She flew, producing a British record of 12.54 seconds for the 100m hurdles in her first event and setting three personal bests in the seven events on her way to a British and Commonwealth record of 6,955 points, culminating in that final 800m on ‘Super Saturday’.

The impact of that moment, coupled with the public’s admiration for the poster girl who lived up to her billing, makes Ennis the leading female contender for the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award on December 16.

She is pleased she does not have to pick a winner herself, mentioning Bradley Wiggins, Mo Farah and Ellie Simmonds before sitting firmly on the fence and concluding it is a ‘tough’ competition this year, but will see any award as a bonus.

These things take time: Laura Williamson with Ennis in 2011, before the Games

These things take time: Laura Williamson with Ennis in 2011, before the Games

Golden girl: Ennis with her spoils

Golden girl: Ennis with her spoils

‘Sports Personality is a nice thing to achieve at the end of the season,’ she says, ‘but we would rather have that gold medal. All the athletes are like, “That’s what we set out to achieve — a gold medal”. We’ll see what happens.

‘It’s so hard to say your (achievement) is better. You won a gold medal and so did they, but you’re going to get first position. I suppose it is down to personalities people like. It will be tough.’

And after that, who knows. Under new performance director Neil Black the coaching structure of UK Athletics is changing, with more coaches and athletes based at Loughborough University.

Sheffield, however, has quite clearly proved a successful environment for Ennis and her coach, Toni Minichiello, recently voted the UK Coach of the Year, and the pair are yet to discover how the changes will affect them.

Ennis says she was not particularly
surprised to hear of head coach Charles van Commenee’s departure after
UKA failed to match their medal target of eight in London, despite
winning four gold medals, but admitted looking beyond 2012 is ‘quite
scary’.

‘I thought we were
really successful at the Olympics,’ she says, ‘but I didn’t know if
Charles wanted to go and pursue something else. There’s always a big
change after the Olympics, so I always expected there to be some
changes.

‘Everyone was
building up for that one moment and it’s scary to think what’s going to
happen after, but obviously change is what’s happening at the moment.
We’ll just have to wait and see.’

Minichiello is ‘convinced’ Ennis can compete at two more Olympic Games, defending her heptathlon title in Rio in 2016 and then concentrating on the hurdles, while Ennis wants to join the elite group of three athletes who have broken the 7,000 points barrier.

Moving targets: Ennis said her Olympic success was the best day of her life... until she tried on her wedding dress

Moving targets: Ennis said her Olympic success was the best day of her life… until she tried on her wedding dress

‘I still feel like I’m new to the sport,’ she says, ‘but I suppose I have been around a while now.

‘I want to keep doing the heptathlon and see if I can get closer to 7,000 points and see what I can do at the worlds (in Moscow next year). It’s nice to have that option that I can go and do the hurdles as well, hopefully one day.

‘Olympic gold is any athlete’s dream and that’s what you always work towards. And now I’ve got that. I do feel really complete but it’s nice to then re-evaluate and re-set your targets; 7,000 points would be amazing because you go down in history for that as well.’

Jessica Ennis, Olympic heptathlon champion, is an official Powerade ambassador. For more information, go to www.poweradegb.com

Nicola Cortese: Southampton"s Saint with an iron fist

He saved Southampton from oblivion but here's why Ted Bates' statue means fans can't accept… the Saint with an iron fist!

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23:32 GMT, 8 November 2012

Ted Bates braves the wet wind that whips off the Solent and buffets St Mary’s Stadium. He waves and smiles genially in the general direction of the concrete works. ‘Mr Southampton’ they called him, an emblem of loyalty and devotion who spent his wedding night watching Saints play Charlton at The Dell.

Bates served the club for 66 years of their 126-year history as a player, manager, director and president and this statue was unveiled in 2008, five years after his death.

An earlier statue, unveiled four years after his death, had to be removed because supporters were horrified that it appeared to be a cross between Jimmy Krankie and (worse still) former Portsmouth chairman Milan Mandaric.

Winner or sinner Nicola Cortese has got results but is not loved by fans, unlike under-pressure boss Nigel Adkins

Winner or sinner Nicola Cortese has got results but is not loved by fans, unlike under-pressure boss Nigel Adkins

Winner or sinner Nicola Cortese has got results but is not loved by fans, unlike under-pressure Nigel Adkins

It is rarely straightforward where Saints are concerned, even in times of celebration. Back in the Barclays Premier League, they are wrestling with the fall-out of eight defeats in 10 games, an under-fire manager, a leaky defence and rumbling discontent eating away at the club.

Central to all this is Nicola Cortese, the club’s executive chairman and modern-day ‘Mr Southampton’, not in the popular sense like Bates, but in the sense that he enjoys undiluted power and control.
He is answerable to no-one and several of those who have worked closely with him are scathing of his people skills.

Although he rarely speaks publicly, you do not have to spend long in the city before stories tumble out about staff being driven to tears and walking out of their jobs. At least one former employee who was sacked then took legal action.

There has been a rapid turnover of staff behind the scenes at St Mary’s during Cortese’s rule, including senior management positions, some of which remain vacant.

Before: Southampton's old Ted Bates statue

After: Southampton's new Ted Bates statue

Before and after: Southampton's old Ted Bates statue (left) and the replacement (right) outside St Mary's

The 44-year-old Italian, a banker by trade, is ‘not a very nice human being’ who rules by fear with an ‘iron fist’, according to Matt Le Tissier, but more of him later.

Cortese’s advocates prefer to describe him as ‘ambitious’, ‘demanding’ and ‘unconventional’, a driven businessman who has stripped away unnecessary fat from the club to prepare it for the future, progress which has upset a few along the way. They also point to three successful years under his stewardship, his careful attention to detail and the fact his achievements have been admired by bigger clubs, notably AC Milan.

The obvious counter-claim here is that the infrastructure for success was already in place despite their lowly status: the stadium, the training ground and a prolific academy.

Alan Pardew and Nigel Adkins and the players may feel entitled to a share of the credit.

Nevertheless, Saints were thrashing around in League One and being eyed by various potential new owners when Cortese brokered the deal for Swiss industrialist Markus Liebherr to buy them out of administration for around 12million and vowed to take them back to the Barclays Premier League.

He delivered on this promise ahead of schedule, taking full control of the club at the behest of his boss’s family when Liebherr died of a heart attack at the age of 62 in August 2010.

Grudge: Matthew Le Tissier is just one of a number of Saints legends that Cortese has upset

Grudge: Matthew Le Tissier is just one of a number of Saints legends that Cortese has upset

Southampton had already won the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy at Wembley and promotion to the Championship followed before a return to the Premier League after a seven-year absence.

So what do supporters prefer A cosy old-fashioned club with a friendly smile and a family feel who sometimes get the statues wrong Or a control freak who streamlines the business and leads them back to the Promised Land while making life uncomfortable for many inside the club

Cortese tests his staff from dawn until dusk, including his managers and, for experienced Saints- watchers, this week’s developments with Adkins had echoes of the beginning of the end for Pardew.
Adkins was summoned to the chairman’s office on Tuesday after a defeat at West Bromwich, the eighth in 10 Barclays Premier League games.

The former Scunthorpe manager emerged with his job but under no illusions that results must improve quickly, starting against Swansea on Saturday. Adkins described his relationship with Cortese as ‘very good’ at a press conference on Thursday but added: ‘Let’s not hide from the fact at some stage there is always a parting of the ways between a manager and a football club. We sit at the bottom. That’s reality.’

The fans are backing the manager — just as they backed Pardew until he was fired after winning 4-0 at Bristol Rovers — and sang his name after losing at the Hawthorns.

Bad start: Southampton sit bottom of the Premier League and are leaking goals at an alarming rate

Bad start: Southampton sit bottom of the Premier League and are leaking goals at an alarming rate

Cortese, however, makes no excuses for his ambition. He is not likely to tolerate relegation. A poll in the Southern Daily Echo, the local newspaper, showed 78 per cent wanted Adkins to stay, although the normally vociferous supporters’ groups have fallen silent, wary that speaking out may cost them their ticket.

Saints Trust chairman Nick Illingsworth ended up at the Independent Football Ombudsman, where his complaint was upheld, ruling he had been singled out for special treatment by the club when refused the right to buy a season ticket.

The Echo has been banned from covering Southampton games and media events for nearly two years. This relationship broke down when the Echo reported a story from a council planning meeting about the redevelopment of the training ground. And it deteriorated further when the Echo reported Le Tissier had been voted as Southampton’s best ever player, an award run in conjunction with the club’s 125th anniversary.

Cortese and Le Tissier have been engaged in a bitter feud since the latter backed a rival consortium during the takeover period.

Le Tissier can stake his own claim to being ‘Mr Southampton’ after 540 games for Saints in 16 years, scoring 210 goals, and at times giving the illusion he was single-handedly keeping them in the Premier League.

Now a high-profile pundit on Sky Sports, with hero status secured in the city, he has become the chief public voice of dissent to the regime. Dignitaries from visiting clubs have been shocked to see Cortese demanding that the televisions should be turned off in the directors’ room at St Mary’s when Le Tissier came on.

Ray of hope: Southampton have had no problem finding the net since their return to the top flight

Ray of hope: Southampton have had no problem finding the net since their return to the top flight

Earlier this season, when he was working for Sky in the commentary box, Le Tissier gave his season ticket to a friend who found the electronic ticket did not work at the turnstile.

The friend was then escorted to the ticket office and asked for identification to prove he was ‘Matt Le Tissier’, the name on the ticket.

Cortese has alienated more of Southampton’s favourite sons, among them FA Cup-winning manager Lawrie McMenemy and Francis Benali, a former captain who has an ongoing legal case regarding a house he rented to the club which was lived in and, he claims, damaged by Cortese.

The Ex Saints, an association for former players who used to give speeches, present prizes and mingle in corporate areas before and after games have now disappeared from view.

They would pay more than 30,000 a year for a hospitality box in the centre of the main stand but were told this box was no longer available. Offered a box nearer the corner, they declined.

Is it the classic clash of football and business Or is that old football and new football It can seem a peculiar industry, nurturing the past and indulging those with the club in their blood when it does not always make economic sense.

Yet for many here lies the charm. For them it is important that Ted Bates does not look like Milan Mandaric as he waves at the concrete works. Just as it is important the Saints were saved and led back to the Premier League.

Additional reporting: Laurie Whitwell

QPR hitman Djibril Cisse dressed to kill as Morpheus from the Matrix

He's no Cisse… QPR hitman dressed to kill as Morpheus from the Matrix

Queens Park Rangers have no wins but still hope in the shape of dangerman Djibril Cisse as they fight for Premier League survival.

The France striker has scored twice this season for Mark Hughes' side – including Sunday's crucial equaliser against fellow strugglers Reading. And now the 31-year-old has posed up as Morpheus from the Matrix movie series to highlight his hitman credentials.

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Djibril Cisse

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Djibril Cisse

Star attraction: Cisse poses up in Trapstar x Hitman clothing to promote a video game

Are you Cisse in disguise Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus (centre) stars in The Matrix Reloaded, 2003

Are you Cisse in disguise Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus (centre) stars in The Matrix Reloaded, 2003

Cisse, who has played 41 times for France, has a keen eye for fashion – take a look at the Colin Young feature below.

He's pictured here (above) wearing clothing from the Trapstar x Hitman collaboration, a clothing range to promote video game Hitman: Absolution, which is released on November 20.

THE DAY I WAS TURNED INTO A CISSE, BY SPORTSMAIL'S COLIN YOUNG (original report: 2009)

The phone goes. It's the boss. 'Djibril Cisse owns a fashion shop. We
want you to go down there and get him to dress you, let him bling you up
a bit.'

Now, I have seen Djibril Cisse's wedding photos – red suit, matching
trilby, shiny white shoes – and I have seen him turn up for training in
his 'casual' attire. When you see him, you have to stand back and take
in the view.

Colin Young

Before: Colin Young, smart Sportsmail reporter.

Colin Young

After: Colin Young, king of bling.

No wonder, then, that the call from the sports desk left them
chuckling and me with a heavy heart. I knew friends and colleagues would
find the resulting photographs extremely amusing – although my
mortified children and wife might not. And it may have taken him some
time to fix up a meeting, but Cisse, then of Sunderland, was up for it, too.

So to
the unscrupulous member of the Sunderland press office who has
distributed these disturbing images, and to my colleagues who have
threatened me with blackmail and claim I'm committing professional
suicide, I say this: I care not. Cisse liked the cut of my Djib.

Cisse's
shop is called The Pr9ject – the '9' represents his shirt number at
Sunderland – and he has taken the brave decision to base it in a row of
modern units in Newcastle's Forth Street, behind Central Station,
opposite The Telegraph pub.

The France international is a
frequent visitor to the shop, which is run on a daily basis by manager
Emmy Offiong. 'His schedule at this time of the season means he is in
less,' she said. 'But he is very hands-on, he is always very relaxed and
calm, loves meeting and talking to the customers, making suggestions,
putting clothes back on the hangers and marking the prices.'

Djibril Cisse

Cap that: Djibril Cisse is sceptical about the headgear…

And as if to demonstrate the point, Cisse helped Emmy choose the
outfits to 'model'. The first ensemble is meant to be a casual look to
replace a working suit. So here we go . . .

The star of the
show is the Hype Means Nothing T-shirt, 55, with a picture of rapper
Kanye West on the front. This Paris-based label, which also features
similar shots of Barack Obama, Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe and
Charlie Chaplin, is currently flying off the racks in Pr9ject and the
boutique is one of the few in the country to stock it.

This
outfit was completed by white Front trainers (40), black Qhuit jeans
(70) and a black zip-up top by Amalguessous which comes in at 440.

When
myself and photographer Graham Chadwick spotted a Marvel Comics jacket,
with similar baseball cap, I just had to try it on. Cisse – who was
dressed in black adidas tracksuit and a Homer Simpson T-shirt he had
bought in America – looked distinctly unimpressed.

And no wonder. I looked like a cross between Timmy Mallett and Kevin The Teenager.

Cisse's
disapproving 'tut' echoed round the shop. 'Never to the side,' he says,
making me shift the large cap almost over my eyes. 'That was the
Eighties.' Which, in fairness, is probably the last time I wore a
baseball cap.

Colin Young

…while Young rules out a 3,000 pair of trainers…

Colin Young

…and provides comic relief in the Marvel jacket.

The brief for the second outfit was to find clothes which offered a
more colourful insight into the wares on sale in Pr9ject. Cisse – and
Emmy in particular – went to town, coming up with an outfit which would
have given me little change from 1,300.

Even then she spared
me the 3,000 trainers, a copy of a pair recently purchased by Obafemi
Martins' agent, and instead paraded me in the gold, yes gold, Supra
trainers (95) which are the most popular shoes in the shop.

The
outrageous Red Monkey jeans really caught the eye, but then that is
probably the intention at 699. These are handmade denim, can never be
washed, only steam-cleaned, and they eventually mould to the shape of
your legs. When I popped down to see Cisse, he was very impressed. It
was only a slight nod in my direction, but it was good enough for me.

Nothing
will ever convince me to buy the Christian Audigier T-shirt, and it was
not just the 420 price label which put me off. American rap stars,
actors or presidents yes, garish colours in Extra Large, I don't think
so.

Colin Young

Looking good, Mr Y…

After us, Cisse's next appointment was to meet 'a friend' from the
Hype Means Nothing range at the station. And, with true Cisse
extravagance, he climbed into his enormous blue Rolls-Royce and drove
the full half-mile round the one-way system to fetch his colleague.

So
why does a millionaire footballer spend his time and money on a venture
which could, if Sunderland fail to offer him a permanent deal, be
holding a closing-down sale at the end of May

'It is to show
the way I see clothes and fashion to the people,' said Cisse. 'It is a
different style but it is what I like and my advice to people would be
to just come and look, see if they see something. If they don't . . .'
Another shrug of the shoulders.

'The boutique is something
I've had planned for a while. I come in after training for a few hours
if I can, have a mooch around, help out a bit and go back home.

'We
have items here you will not find anywhere else. The idea is
exclusivity and something different. If there was one word for it, it is
different.'

Colin Young and Djibril Cisse

If the shirt fits: Cisse offers a helping hand to his less than willing model…

HITMAN: ABSOLUTION is scheduled for release across North America, Europe and PAL territories on November 20, 2012 for the PlayStation3 computer entertainment system, Xbox 360 video game and entertainment system from Microsoft and Windows PC. Watch the video HERE

ICC World Twenty20 2012: Danny Briggs delays wedding to play for England

Briggs hits wedding for six in favour of representing England at T20 World Cup

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Danny Briggs has put one life-changing date on temporary hold so that he can try to help England retain their ICC World Twenty20 crown.

The 21-year-old spinner had clearly not reckoned on making the cut from England's provisional 30-man squad to their final 15 when he and fiancee Linsey set the date for an autumn wedding.

But when the young couple discovered the groom-to-be was needed elsewhere, Briggs' understanding prospective life partner agreed to put the big day back a month so that he could represent his country.

Trouble and strife: Briggs was in the wickets for England against Pakistan

Trouble and strife: Briggs was in the wickets for England against Pakistan

He is shaping up as no mere bridesmaid in Sri Lanka either, having opened the bowling for England today and taken three for 15 in a 15-run warm-up win over Pakistan at the P Sara Oval.

The slow left-armer is grateful for his fiancee's support, and delighted to be doing her and his country proud too.

'She'll definitely understand,' he said, after England had recorded a second successive warm-up victory to build confidence for the start of their competitive campaign against Afghanistan on Friday.

'We've rescheduled it, so it's now in October. So there's a bit of time now.

'I'll concentrate on this, and concentrate on the marriage afterwards. It's great to get three wickets here (instead).'

Briggs was not the only one with plenty to smile about after England had pulled off an improbable victory as he and Jade Dernbach (three for 14) did the most to defend a vulnerable 111 all out and restrict Pakistan to 96 for nine.

Captain Stuart Broad's economy was also a significant contribution, as was in-form number three Luke Wright's 38 – almost twice as many as any other batsman managed on either side.

In a spin: Briggs claimed three scalps in the warm-up match in Colombo

In a spin: Briggs claimed three scalps during the warm-up match in Colombo

England were following up their nine-run win over Australia two days ago, and Briggs said: 'We've played really well the first week, and to get two wins under our belt is perfect preparation really for that first match on Friday.

'We're really looking forward to that now.'

He himself performed with credit too against Australia, even though Michael Hussey ruined his figures in that match by hitting him for three consecutive sixes in his final over.

Asked if he feels in the frame to therefore retain his place when things get serious for England's Group A opener, he said: 'I hope so.

'It's come out well in both games, and that's all you can do really.'

Briggs operated wicket-to-wicket, at a mostly full length, and was thankful for a new ball which helped him find some spin to go with his expert flight.

'I tried to bowl straight, and make them hit the ball; it's fairly simple, every game you play,' he said.

'They're all good players of spin, world-class. It's tough, but you've got to keep things simple.'

Broad appeal: England are hoping to defend their Twenty20 crown

Broad appeal: England are hoping to defend their Twenty20 crown

Broad's hopefuls were aware they had fallen a little short with the bat after winning the toss, but knew they still had an outside chance on an awkward pitch.

'It was quite a low total, and you always fear it might not be enough,' added Briggs.

'But then you go on to bowl with nothing to lose and try and bowl the best you can, to put them under pressure early – which is what we did in that first six overs.

'To keep them down to 90-odd in 20 overs and take those wickets as well is good.

'That gives us confidence, because we might have a situation in the tournament where that comes about again. This week has been good preparation to play against any side.'

Darren Clarke marries fiancee in Bahamas

Open champion Clarke completes year to remember by marrying in Bahamas

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Darren Clarke has married his fiancee Alison Campbell in a small beach wedding in the Bahamas.

The reigning Open champion made the announcement on his personal website, revealing that former US Open champion Graeme McDowell – who introduced the couple to each other through a blind date – was present at the ceremony along with members of Clarke's family and agent Chubby Chandler.

The 43-year-old Northern Irishman said it was a 'pretty stunning occasion, as well as a very happy one.'

Happy couple: Chubby Chandler posted this picture of Darren Clarke (left) on his wedding day with new bride Alison (second left) and Graeme McDowell (right)

Happy couple: Chubby Chandler posted on Twitter a picture of Darren Clarke
(left) on his wedding day with bride Alison (second left) and Graeme
McDowell (right)

Clarke has previously credited his partner with putting his life 'back on track' following the death of his first wife Heather in 2006 after a battle with breast cancer.

Clarke became one of the Open Championship's most popular winners when he triumphed at Royal St. George's last year.

Finer things in life: Open champion Clarke in action at the Masters last week

Finer things in life: Open champion Clarke in action at the Masters last week

Jocky Wilson funeral takes place in Kirkcaldy

Farewell Jocky: Darts world pays its final respects as legend joins the oche in the sky

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Eric Bristow was among the mourners at Jocky Wilson's funeral. The darts legend was laid to rest in his hometown as final tributes were paid.

Around 400 people, including Eric Bristow, packed Kirkcaldy Crematorium to hear about a 'wonderful and loving' dad whose most important role in life had been to provide for his family.

Goodbye: Floral tributes are laid at Kirkcaldy Crematorium for Jocky Wilson

Goodbye: Floral tributes are laid at Kirkcaldy Crematorium for Jocky Wilson

Favourite: Malvina Wilson speaks with her husband's old rival Eric Bristow

Favourite: Malvina Wilson speaks with her husband's old rival Eric Bristow

His Argentinian-born wife Malvina was also there, along with his three children – daughter Anne Marie and sons John and William.

Darts fan Helen Chamberlain – a presenter on Sky Sports' Soccer AM – was also in attendance.

Among the floral tributes were two dartboards – one with the words 'World Champ 82,89'.

During the service, conducted by
Denis Madden, mourners heard how he would have celebrated his 44th
wedding anniversary next month.

Mr Madden said: 'When it came to the
crunch, what this man's life was all about was his wife, his children
and grandchildren. That's what mattered. He was a lovely, quiet, firm
family man.'

Farewell: The hearse carrying the coffin of the former world champion arrives

Farewell: The hearse carrying the coffin of the former world champion arrives

Respect: Bristow

Respect: Helen Chamberlain

Respect: Bristow and Helen Chamberlain were among those invited to the funeral

He told how the two-time world champion never sought the fame his success brought him after he first picked up darts in a local pub when the team were a player down.

He said: 'He went on to play all over the world. I don't think there's a continent that the man did not play in. But if the truth be told, Jocky Wilson never wanted to become famous or in the spotlight.

'Jocky would be the first to tell you that work in its own right was a means to an end, all he wanted out of it was to provide well for his wife and family.

'Jocky was a wonderful dad. He was full of fun and laughter, and yet I have to say he and Malvina brought their children up well because they have instilled nothing but the best of values, morals and standards in all three of them. He has played a huge part in moulding each one of them into the people that they have become today.'

Wilson would be remembered as a 'wonderful and loving husband, dad, grandad, brother and friend', Mr Madden added.

The coffin was carried into the building to the song Impossible Dream as mourners flooded in behind.
Many were left to stand outside the packed room as the service started by singing the hymn The Old Rugged Cross.

Love: An emotional message from Wilson's daughter

Love: An emotional message from Wilson's daughter

Mr Madden went on to explain how Wilson had suffered with the lung
disorder chronic obstructive pulmonary disease for three-and-a-half
years. He said it was a 'debilitating disease' which had gradually taken his freedom and independence.

He said: 'We are here now today because we know Jocky Wilson was taken
from our lives, slipping away peacefully and quietly in his own home,
just as he would have wanted it: no fuss. One minute Jocky was still with us and in a moment he was peacefully swept away.'

A moment of reflection was held as a section of Frank Sinatra's My Way was played.

Bristow, the six-time world champion, spoke after the service and said
of Wilson: 'He was a character. Every sport needs characters and Jocky
was a big one of ours.

'Twice world champion, representing Scotland, travelling all over the
world wearing the Scottish shirt. So Scotland should be proud of him.
“He's at peace now and he will be missed.”
He added: “He was a great player. You don't win the world championship
twice do you To win it twice you've got to be a proper darts player and
that's what he was.”
end

Wilson died at his home in Scotland last
month at the age of 62 after suffering from with a lung disorder. The
Scotsman was rarely seen in public having retired from the sport in
1996.

Legend: The Order of Service sheet

Laid to rest: The coffin is carried into the crematorium

Wilson turned professional in 1979 and enjoyed a stellar career through to his retirement in 1996.

He
reached at least the quarter-finals of every World Championship between
1979 and 1991 and was a four-time British champion between 1981 and
1988 and a three-time Scottish Masters champion.

Wilson's career saw him challenge Englishman Eric Bristow and John Lowe for the sport's major honours before his retirement.

His first victory in the World Championship came in 1982 when he beat Lowe 5-3 in the final.

Seven years later, he beat his other great rival Bristow 6-4, in a match where the 'Crafty Cockney' had recovered from 5-0 down to find himself at 5-4 and 2-2 in the tenth set.

He was also a founding member of the Professional Darts Corporation, established in 1993.

Topless woman basketball side coached Dennis Rodman

Former NBA star Rodman to coach topless woman's basketball side

First he gave Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder a piggyback ride during a concert.

Then he wore a wedding dress to promote his autobiography and appeared on Celebrity Big Brother.

Now former basketball star Dennis Rodman has agreed to coach a topless woman's side for a charity match.

Dennis Rodman in a wedding gown

Dennis Rodman

Courting controversy: Dennis Rodman has never been far from the headlines

The team, set up by an adult club on Long Island, are expected to compete against a squad coached by ex-NBA star Spud Webb.

Rodman told the New York Post he believes the team will be a success.

'I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court,' Rodman said

'The potential women players don’t have to have too much experience, just know how to throw the ball into the hole.'