Dimitar Berbatov isn"t the first to send a message through his shirt

Putting their message across… after Berbatov's Keep Calm scribble, here's the best moments when footballers get shirty

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Fulham star Dimitar Berbatov earned himself a yellow card against Southampton with a shirt emblazoned with the words 'Keep Calm and Pass Me the Ball.'

The stunt could be called arrogant, but he's hardly the first player to make a mistake as far as shirt decorations go.

Dimitar Berbatov shows off a shirt with the words 'Keep Calm and Pass Me the Ball' written on it

Arrogant: Berbatov rubbed some people the wrong way after scoring the first goal in Fulham's match against Southampton

Sportsmail took a look back at some of the more memorable messages that have been communicated through the use of a shirt.

Carlos Tevez – 'Feliz Cumple Mami'

Carlos Tevez sends his mother a birthday message using his shirt

Mummy's boy: Tevez showed off the message after scoring the only goal in Manchester City's 1-0 win over Chelsea

Tevez went for a home-made approach when he sent his Mum a birthday greeting in 2010. The words 'Feliz Cumple Mami,' which translates as 'Happy Birthday Mum,' had been scrawled on his shirt in black marker.

Mario Balotelli – 'Why Always Me'

Mario Balotelli reveals a message on his shirt that says 'Why always me' in Manchester City's clash with United

Feeling sorry for himself: The Italian revealed his shirt after scoring in the Manchester derby

After taking City ahead in last year's Manchester derby, the Italian lifted his shirt to ask the question 'Why Always Me' The message would have made more sense had the striker not spent the night before setting fire to his own home with some fireworks.

Paul Scharner – Albion crest

West Brom's Paul Scharner wore a shirt emblazoned with the Albion logo

Proud father: Paul Scharner was wearing a shirt designed by his children, who had supposedly drawn the Albion logo for luck

The West Brom midfielder angered Wolverhampton manager Mick McCarthy when he seemed to taunt Wolves fans with an Albion logo which had been drawn onto his shirt by his kids. McCarthy later apologised for accusing Scharner of 'taking the p***,' after realising what was on the shirt.

Samir Nasri – 'Eid Mubarak'

Nasri celebrated a goal against Southampton with the message 'Eid Mubarak' on his shirt

Celebration: Nasri followed Manchester City's third goal against Southampton with the words 'Eid Mubarak'

When Manchester City went 3-2 up against Southampton thanks to a strike from Samir Nasri, the French international treated watching fans to the traditional Eid festival greeting 'Eid Mubarak,' which means 'blessed festival'

Robbie Fowler – 'Support the 500 Sacked Dockers'

Robbie Fowler revealed a shirt in support of striking dock workers in Liverpool

Punished: Fowler was fined 2,000 Swiss Francs by UEFA's Control and Disciplinary Committee

The Liverpool striker was fined 2,000 Swiss Francs by UEFA after revealing a shirt that gave support to striking Liverpudlian dock workers in 1997. Liverpool were up against Brann Bergen in a European Cup Winners' Cup match and won 3-0 after a brace from Fowler.

Lee Trundle – Urinating on Cardiff shirt

Lee Trundle upset supporters in Cardiff with his offensive t-shirt

Arrested: The Swansea man was later taken into custody for a public order offence after complaints from fans, including supporters of Swansea

Trundle was arrested for a public order offence after angering Cardiff fans. During Swansea's 2-1 defeat of Carlisle in the Football League Trophy final in 2006, Trundle wore a shirt that depicted a cartoon man in Swansea kit urinating over a Cardiff shirt. He then paraded around with a flag that had 'F*** off Cardiff' written on it.

Paul Tait – 'Birmingham City S**t on the Villa'

Paul Tait caused offence with an expletive-covered shirt that said 'Birmingham City S**t on the Villa' after Birmingham's win over Carlisle United

Foolish: Tait claimed that the prank was banterous, but observers didn't see it that way

The Birmingham City midfielder was fined 3,000 for his stunt in 1995, which saw him wear a shirt emblazoned with the words 'Birmingham City S**t on the Villa.' City were up against Carlisle Untied in the Auto Windscreen Shield final and the 23-year-old scored the only goal of the match. Tait claimed that it was meant as a humourous prank, but the move received criticism from all sides.

Artur Boruc – 'God Bless the Pope'

Artur Boruc celebrated Celtic's win over Rangers with a shirt that said 'God Bless the Pope.'

'The Holy Goalie': Boruc celebrated Celtic's win over Rangers with a tribute to the Pope

The Poland international whipped off his shirt after Celtic's 3-2 win over Rangers in 2008, and was underneath wearing an undershirt featuring a picture of John Paul II and the words 'God Bless the Pope.' He was defended by manager Gordon Strachan, who said: 'If it was 'God Bless Myra Hindley,' I might have a problem.'

Liverpool – Luis Suarez support

Liverpool's Glen Johnson warms up while wearing a t-shirt bearing the name and image of team mate Luis Suarez

Defiant: Suarez had been banned for eight matches and fined 40,000 by the FA, but his teammates were determined to support his appeal

When Suarez received an eight-match ban by the FA for racially abusing Patrice Evra, there were some who felt his punishment was deserved. But not his teammates or his manager, as they donned T-shirts in support of the Uruguayan striker before Liverpool's clash with Wigan. Manager Kenny Dagliesh was in favour of the display, saying: 'It is a great reflection of the man as a character, a person and a footballer that the boys have been so supportive and so have the supporters.'

Danny Graham – 'Watford's Table Tennis Champion 2010/11'

Danny Graham boasted of his Table Tennis victory over teammate Don Cowie during Watford's 3-0 win over Portsmouth

Smug: Graham was proud of his ping-pong prowess

Danny Graham, in his days playing for Watford, managed to keep things friendly with his own comical shirt message. According to the forward the team used to enjoy a game table tennis after training sessions and Graham had emerged victorious from his most recent battle with Don Cowie. After scoring against Portsmouth in 2011 the cheeky Watford man proudly revealed a shirt on which he had written 'Watford's Table Tennis Champion 2010/11. Get Over It Lads!!!'

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix: Sebastian Vettel and Lewis Hamilton finish top two after first practice session

Vettel and Hamilton set to do battle for Abu Dhabi pole as Button reveals regret at team-mate's exit

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Sebastian Vettel and Lewis Hamilton again appear poised to slug it out for pole position ahead of the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.

Vettel edged Hamilton in the second 90-minute practice session at the Yas Marina track that replicated race conditions as it began under a setting sun and ended in darkness.

The duo have now been quickest in eight of the 11 practice outings overall over the past four years of this event – a remarkable record, with no-one seemingly able to hold a candle to them.

Out in front: Lewis Hamilton drives during the first practice session at the Yas Marina circuit

Out in front: Lewis Hamilton drives during the first practice session at the Yas Marina circuit

Setting the pace: Lewis Hamilton was fastest after first practice

Setting the pace: Lewis Hamilton was fastest after first practice

RESULTS AFTER FIRST PRACTICE

1. Hamilton
2. Button
3. Vettel
4. Alonso
5. Webber
6. Schumacher
7. Maldonado
8. Rosberg
9. Bottas
10. Raikkonen

Certainly Alonso has to avoid a
six-place gap between himself and Vettel as other than Button, Red
Bull's Mark Webber and the Lotus duo of Romain Grosjean and Kimi
Raikkonen were all in between.

Alonso was the last of those within a
second of Vettel, with Felipe Massa eighth on the timesheet, but
1.072secs adrift of the 25-year-old, who is aiming for his fifth
consecutive win on Sunday.

Williams duo Pastor Maldonado and
Bruno Senna were within two tenths of a second of one another in ninth
and 11th, sandwiching McLaren-bound Sergio Perez in his Sauber, with the
Mexican 1.355secs down.

There followed a trio of Germans in
Mercedes pair Nico Rosberg and Michael Schumacher, 12th and 14th, who
sat either side of Nico Hulkenberg in his Force India, with all around
1.5secs off the pace.

Paul di Resta, forced to sit out
first practice as Jules Bianchi was given another outing, finished a
third of a second behind Hulkenberg in 15th.

Setting the pace: Hamilton leaves the pits during the first practice session

Setting the pace: Hamilton leaves the pits during the first practice session

Like Di Resta, HRT's Narain
Karthikeyan also missed FP1 in favour of reserve Ma Qing Hua, and
finished last on the timesheet, 5.655secs behind Vettel.

Earlier in the day, 21-year-old
Briton Max Chilton was given his first taste of a F1 weekend as he drove
for Marussia, acquitting himself well with 22 laps and finishing a
second off team-mate Timo Glock come the conclusion.

Meanwhile, Button believes Hamilton's impending exit from McLaren will be 'a big loss' to the team.

Big loss: Jenson Button says McLaren will miss Hamilton next season

Big loss: Jenson Button says McLaren will miss Hamilton next season

Grosjean confident he'll be at Lotus next season

Romain Grosjean sees no reason why he will not be partnering Kimi Raikkonen for a second season at Lotus next year.

Earlier this week Lotus confirmed Raikkonen had signed a new one-year deal following a successful return to Formula One after two years competing in rallies and NASCAR.

Lotus, however, made no mention of French driver Grosjean, perhaps unsurprising given the errors he has made this year and penalties incurred.

After two races without incident, it may be Lotus are waiting until the end of the campaign to ensure Grosjean has learned lessons and they can again trust him for the future.

Grosjean, 26, is confident of his seat for 2013 as he said: “With the team we're happy together, they've put a lot of confidence and faith in me during a hard time.

'I'm showing them I'm working and improving and trying to sort out all the problems, whilst keeping my speed.

'But there is no reason that it goes bad for the future.'
Grosjean has confirmed Lotus kept him informed of Raikkonen's deal, and that it 'didn't come as a surprise'.

When Lotus will make an announcement with regard to his own position is open to question, with Grosjean adding: 'I've no idea, to be honest.

'(Team principal) Eric Boullier is better placed than me to answer that.'

Button has previously made it clear
he has enjoyed pitting his wits against a fellow world champion in
Hamilton these past three years, helping to make him a better driver.

Although there will be no second crown
for either man this season, a 24-point gap between the British duo
means Hamilton is set to leave for Mercedes with a 2-1 victory in their
inter-team rivalry based on total points at the end of the season.

Rising star Sergio Perez may have been
recruited as replacement, but the 32-year-old Button cannot help but
feel Hamilton's departure will be felt by the team.

'With Lewis leaving, obviously the team loses a very fast driver,' said Button.

'He's
a guy that's achieved a lot with the team, wins and obviously a world
championship – the last guy to win a world championship for the team.

'It is a big loss, but things change and you learn to move on and adapt. It's definitely not the end of two strong drivers at McLaren.'

Although Perez has acquitted himself well at Sauber over the last two years, the 22-year-old Mexican still remains an unknown quantity.

Perez has conjured three superb podiums this season but his results have otherwise been sporadic, and notably since he was announced as Hamilton's replacement he has failed to score a point in three races.

Assessing Perez's potential, Button added: 'I think Sergio will be fast, but I really don't know.

'He's obviously unknown in a McLaren because he's not there yet. But it's a great opportunity for Checo, and I'm sure he will take it with both hands.'

Hamilton, meanwhile, insists he has no regrets about joining Mercedes, who are currently on their worst run since returning to the sport at the start of 2010.

Like Perez, since Hamilton announced he was moving to the Brackley-based team on a three-year contract, they have also failed to pick up a point in the last three races.

When you consider that in the previous 52 races Mercedes had not scored in only four, it highlights just how much they have plumbed the depths.

Asked by Press Association Sport about Mercedes' run, Hamilton said: “I've been told about it.

'It makes me even more driven to help them score points, and no, I'm not thinking 'have I made right decision'

'I'm very happy with the decision I made. What is happening to them doesn't have any impact on that.

'People do sometimes lose their way. Even we (McLaren) have struggled in the past and not scored points.'

Appreciating the size of the task awaiting him at Mercedes when he officially joins on January 1, Hamilton said: 'I already knew how big it was going to be.

'I really thought about it long and hard, and I could see how big it was. Perhaps it's now growing.

'But as a task I'm really excited about it, excited to meet new people and to being in a different environment, and to mould myself into that environment.'

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix: Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button finish top two after first practice session

Hamilton sets the pace in Abu Dhabi as Button says team-mates departure will be 'a big loss'

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Lewis Hamilton continued his love affair with the Yas Marina circuit to lead the way in initial practice ahead of Sunday's Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.

For the fifth time in 10 practice sessions at the futuristic track, Hamilton set the pace as he spearheaded a McLaren one-two, finishing exactly a third of a second quicker than Jenson Button.

Hamilton's lap for the 5.554-kilometre track of one minute 43.285 seconds was also set on the harder of the two Pirelli compounds for this weekend, the medium, with the quicker soft rubber being saved for session two.

Setting the pace: Lewis Hamilton was fastest after first practice

Setting the pace: Lewis Hamilton was fastest after first practice

Setting the pace: Hamilton leaves the pits during the first practice session

Setting the pace: Hamilton leaves the pits during the first practice session

RESULTS AFTER FIRST PRACTICE

1. Hamilton
2. Button
3. Vettel
4. Alonso
5. Webber
6. Schumacher
7. Maldonado
8. Rosberg
9. Bottas
10. Raikkonen

Over the three years the race has
been staged in Abu Dhabi, Hamilton and Sebastian Vettel have locked out
the front row of the grid between them – the latter claiming two poles
to the former's one.

After the opening 90 minutes today
Vettel was forced to settle for the third-quickest time, with the
25-year-old German finishing 0.765secs behind Hamilton, with everybody
else over a second down.

That included Ferrari's Fernando
Alonso, the only driver who can realistically stop Vettel from making it
three titles in a row as the duo go into the last three races separated
by 13 points.

With Ferrari experimenting with new
parts, Alonso was fourth, a fraction over a second off Hamilton's pace,
and a quarter of a second behind Vettel.

Red Bull's Mark Webber was the best of the rest, followed by Michael Schumacher in his Mercedes and Williams' Pastor Maldonado.

Meanwhile, Button believes Hamilton's impending exit from McLaren will be 'a big loss' to the team.

Big loss: Jenson Button says McLaren will miss Hamilton next season

Big loss: Jenson Button says McLaren will miss Hamilton next season

Grosjean confident he'll be at Lotus next season

Romain Grosjean sees no reason why he will not be partnering Kimi Raikkonen for a second season at Lotus next year.

Earlier this week Lotus confirmed Raikkonen had signed a new one-year deal following a successful return to Formula One after two years competing in rallies and NASCAR.

Lotus, however, made no mention of French driver Grosjean, perhaps unsurprising given the errors he has made this year and penalties incurred.

After two races without incident, it may be Lotus are waiting until the end of the campaign to ensure Grosjean has learned lessons and they can again trust him for the future.

Grosjean, 26, is confident of his seat for 2013 as he said: “With the team we're happy together, they've put a lot of confidence and faith in me during a hard time.

'I'm showing them I'm working and improving and trying to sort out all the problems, whilst keeping my speed.

'But there is no reason that it goes bad for the future.'
Grosjean has confirmed Lotus kept him informed of Raikkonen's deal, and that it 'didn't come as a surprise'.

When Lotus will make an announcement with regard to his own position is open to question, with Grosjean adding: 'I've no idea, to be honest.

'(Team principal) Eric Boullier is better placed than me to answer that.'

Button has previously made it clear
he has enjoyed pitting his wits against a fellow world champion in
Hamilton these past three years, helping to make him a better driver.

Although there will be no second crown
for either man this season, a 24-point gap between the British duo
means Hamilton is set to leave for Mercedes with a 2-1 victory in their
inter-team rivalry based on total points at the end of the season.

Rising star Sergio Perez may have been
recruited as replacement, but the 32-year-old Button cannot help but
feel Hamilton's departure will be felt by the team.

'With Lewis leaving, obviously the team loses a very fast driver,' said Button.

'He's
a guy that's achieved a lot with the team, wins and obviously a world
championship – the last guy to win a world championship for the team.

'It is a big loss, but things change and you learn to move on and adapt. It's definitely not the end of two strong drivers at McLaren.'

Although Perez has acquitted himself well at Sauber over the last two years, the 22-year-old Mexican still remains an unknown quantity.

Perez has conjured three superb podiums this season but his results have otherwise been sporadic, and notably since he was announced as Hamilton's replacement he has failed to score a point in three races.

Assessing Perez's potential, Button added: 'I think Sergio will be fast, but I really don't know.

'He's obviously unknown in a McLaren because he's not there yet. But it's a great opportunity for Checo, and I'm sure he will take it with both hands.'

Hamilton, meanwhile, insists he has no regrets about joining Mercedes, who are currently on their worst run since returning to the sport at the start of 2010.

Like Perez, since Hamilton announced he was moving to the Brackley-based team on a three-year contract, they have also failed to pick up a point in the last three races.

When you consider that in the previous 52 races Mercedes had not scored in only four, it highlights just how much they have plumbed the depths.

Asked by Press Association Sport about Mercedes' run, Hamilton said: “I've been told about it.

'It makes me even more driven to help them score points, and no, I'm not thinking 'have I made right decision'

'I'm very happy with the decision I made. What is happening to them doesn't have any impact on that.

'People do sometimes lose their way. Even we (McLaren) have struggled in the past and not scored points.'

Appreciating the size of the task awaiting him at Mercedes when he officially joins on January 1, Hamilton said: 'I already knew how big it was going to be.

'I really thought about it long and hard, and I could see how big it was. Perhaps it's now growing.

'But as a task I'm really excited about it, excited to meet new people and to being in a different environment, and to mould myself into that environment.'

Adam Scott and Louis Oosthuizen lead HSBC Champions

Scott finishes with a flourish to share lead with Oosthuizen at HSBC Champions

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A spectacular finish by Australian Adam Scott gave him a share of the lead with South African Louis Oosthuizen after the first round of the WGC-HSBC Champions in China.

Scott, who blew the Open in July with four closing bogeys, this time followed back-to-back birdies with a 10-foot eagle putt on the 573-yard ninth at Mission Hills in Shenzhen.

That gave the 32-year-old a seven-under-par 65 minutes after 2010 Open champion Oosthuizen had rolled home a 14-foot birdie putt on the same green to set the clubhouse target.

Setting the pace: Adam Scott sits at the top of the leaderboard with Louis Oosthuizen

Setting the pace: Adam Scott sits at the top of the leaderboard with Louis Oosthuizen

Golf blog

Ireland's Shane Lowry, who qualified by winning the Portugal Masters three weeks ago, looked set to be the star of the show when he reached eight under after 16 holes, but he finished disappointingly.

Lowry, also fifth last week at the BMW Masters in Shanghai, missed the green at the short 17th and after failing to get up and down there he paid the price for driving into sand on the last.

Another bogey dropped the 25-year-old into a tie for third with three of this week's favourites – Masters champion Bubba Watson, four-time major champion Phil Mickelson and last week's winner Peter Hanson.

Mickelson, seeking a third victory in the event, matched Scott's eagle on the ninth, in his case from 25 feet, and said: 'My game feels really good. It's gotten better each week since the PGA Championship and hopefully I can carry on – I certainly feel confident that I will be able to.'

Fellow left-hander Watson, who eagled the 568-yard 11th and also had seven birdies to make up for three bogeys, said:

'The course sets up good for a little cut off the tee and the greens are rolling so true.'

Hanson is hoping to take advantage of Rory McIlroy's controversial decision – and that of Tiger Woods – to miss the final world championship of the season.

Flawless: South African Oosthuizen had seven birdies and no dropped shots

Flawless: South African Oosthuizen had seven birdies and no dropped shots

After holding off world No 1 McIlroy last weekend for the best win of his career so far, Hanson has a chance to overtake the Northern Irishman on the European Tour money list with only three weeks left in the race.

The Swede, playing with Watson, was relieved to finish with a par five on the ninth, however.

He blasted his drive well wide and hit another ball off the tee, but he was able to advance the first one down the fairway.

'It was a good celebration on Sunday night and I took it easy on Monday,' Hanson said.

'You know you are playing well, but you have to stay fresh and it's all about keeping your head in the right mindset and keep playing aggressive.'

On a money mission: Peter Hanson is in contention and can catch Rory McIlroy in the Race to Dubai

On a money mission: Peter Hanson is in contention and can catch Rory McIlroy in the Race to Dubai

Dustin Johnson, another of the six American Ryder Cup players who made the trip, eagled the seventh in a 67 that gave him a share of seventh place with Thai golfer Prom Meesewat.

Luke Donald is among those one further back, while Ian Poulter, Paul Lawrie and defending champion Martin Kaymer shot 69s.

Lee Westwood needed three closing birdies for a 70, the same as Open champion Ernie Els on his return from an ankle injury, but Justin Rose, third on the European Order of Merit and like Hanson with an opportunity to go to number one this weekend, had to be content with a 72.

Athletic Bilbao want Arsenal and Tottenham to enter bidding war for striker Fernando Llorente

Bilbao hope Spurs and Arsenal will enter bidding war for Llorente after player departures

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Fantasy football 2012

Athletic Bilbao hope to spark a North London Derby as they look to cash in on striker Fernando Llorente.

Robin van Persie’s move to Manchester United and Luka Modric’s imminent switch to Real Madrid will free up funds for Arsenal and Tottenham to attack the transfer market.

Juventus have already opened talks with Athletic for Llorente, but Spanish newspaper Marca claims Arsenal will now step up their own bid.

Transfer battle: Fernando Llorente could be a target for both Arsenal and Spurs

Transfer battle: Fernando Llorente could be a target for both Arsenal and Spurs

Tottenham have also long admired the 6ft 5in centre forward and desperately need to sign a striker.

Llorente’s contract expires next summer and he has told bosses he will not sign an extension.

Juventus had hope to sign him for less than 16million, but Athletic’s public stance is that they won’t deal for less than his 28.2m buy-out clause.

The 27-year-old shone last season, scoring 30 goals in 53 appearances, including against Manchester United both home and away and Athletic surpassed them in the Europa League last 32.

In fine form: Llorente scored 30 goals for Athletic Bilbao last season

In fine form: Llorente scored 30 goals for Athletic Bilbao last season

Meanwhile, Athletic could also lose
midfielder-turned-defender Javi Martinez after Bayern Munich reportedly
signalled their attention to meet his 31.4m release clause.

The
23-year-old was Barcelona’s top target this summer, but they turned to
Arsenal’s Alex Song when after setting a budget of less than 20m for
Martinez.

United bound: Robin van Persie

Exit: Luka Modric

Freeing up cash: Robin van Persie is leaving Arsenal for Manchester United while Luka Modric looks to complete his move to Real Madrid from Spurs

Both Manchester clubs and Liverpool also like the Spain international, but Bayern seem to have blown all their rivals out of the water.

Kevin Pietersen"s absence is great, Dale Steyn

Dale Steyn: Pietersen's absence is great for us, but England will miss him

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I’m afraid I cannot say anything about the circumstances surrounding Kevin Pietersen’s absence from the England team this week, but what I can talk about was having to bowl at him when he made that fantastic century at Headingley.

It’s a great challenge bowling to batsmen when they are playing like that and it was clear Kevin wanted to get after me and take me on.

I always felt I had a chance of getting him but he rode his luck and then it was a case of looking up at the scoreboard after he had played 10 shots and seeing he was already on 40.

It was an exciting passage of play, a great innings and I’m sure it was brilliant to watch. KP is a top player and he will definitely be missed by England this week.

In fine fettle: Kevin Pietersen flayed the South Africa attack on his way to 149

In fine fettle: Kevin Pietersen flayed the South Africa attack on his way to 149

The right way

We’ve been talking about how we want to play the game in the right way for a long time, so I think the way we went about our cricket on the last day in Leeds says much about how we want to go about our business.

There had been a bit of weather around and both teams had traded a few punches but we looked at things on the last day and said, ‘Let’s go for it’.

Yes, perhaps we gave England a chance of winning with the timing of our declaration just after tea but I would rather us be remembered for being positive and doing what is best for Test cricket.

Setting the pace

We wanted to be positive and England responded in the same way by opening their innings with KP on that final afternoon.

We always thought we could take 10 wickets and win that game to put the series beyond England’s reach and Graeme Smith threw me the ball and asked me to make something happen during that stand between Ian Bell and Jonathan Trott.

I think I have bowled quite nicely in this series so far but there are times when you really have to crank it up and this was one of them. That, I think, was the fastest I’ve bowled in the series so far but for some reason the speed gun didn’t really reflect that.

I was thinking at times, ‘Geez, that was quick’, and I was looking round and it said 83 or 84 miles per hour. It was like, ‘Come on guys’.

Speed machine: Steyn celebrates the wicket of Andrew Strauss

Speed machine: Steyn celebrates taking the wicket of Andrew Strauss

Olympic spirit

After the second Test I realised I might never be so close to an Olympic Games again and fortunately I was given the chance of making the most of it by visiting the Athletes’ Village in London and watching some volleyball and basketball. It was really cool. The whole atmosphere was incredible.

Crunch time

Under examination: Jonny Bairstow

Under examination: Jonny Bairstow

I’m
really, really excited to be heading to Lord’s this week for the final
Test. It’s as our coach Gary Kirsten said to us — this time next week we
could be celebrating being the best Test team in the world. It hits
you hard when you hear something like that. It’s what we’ve been working
for and planning towards.

Absent friends

KP will not be easily replaced by England but we will respect any opponent we come up against. It is as I said before the series, every wicket means just as much from numbers one to 11 and everybody on the England side will be treated the same by us.

We don’t take anyone lightly and we will be doing our analysis on Jonny Bairstow as we did on James Taylor before him.

Our analyst has been telling me with a
smile that Bairstow had problems against the short ball against the
West Indies and fast bowling is one of the strengths of our side so he
will receive a testing examination. But that doesn’t mean to say he will
be getting any more bouncers than anybody else.

This is a big match. The stakes are high. We will be giving it our best shot.

Andy Murray beats David Nalbandian in Rome Masters

Birthday boy Murray weathers Nalbandian fightback to edge in to third round in Rome

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Andy Murray was pushed to the limit by former Wimbledon runner-up David Nalbandian before booking his place in the third round of the Rome Masters with a 6-1 4-6 7-5 win.

There was no hint of the drama to follow when Murray, playing for the first time since missing the Madrid Masters with a back injury, swept through the first set and looked ready for a quick night.

But Nalbandian battled back to level the match and went a break up in the decider before his frequent unforced errors began to tell and Murray clawed back to serve out for the match after two hours and 37 minutes.

Many happy returns: Andy Murray blows out the candles on his cake after defeating David Nalbandian

Many happy returns: Andy Murray blows out the candles on his cake after defeating David Nalbandian

Serving up a treat: Andy Murray in action during the second round at the Rome Masters

Serving up a treat: Murray in action during the second round at the Rome Masters

There were no signs in the first set of Murray's stuttering start to the season, which apart from his back injury also saw him suffer a shock loss to Milos Raonic in the Barcelona Open last month.

Murray broke Nalbandian twice to blaze into a 4-0 lead and after breaking the Argentinian for a third time the Scot served out to take the set, with Nalbandian complaining about glare from the setting sun.

Eyes on the prize: Argentina's David Nalbandian returns the ball to Murray in Rome

Eyes on the prize: Argentina's Nalbandian returns the ball to Murray in Rome

Nalbandian looked much stronger from the start of the second set, and both players found their form on serve with no break points for either until Murray served to stay in the set at 4-5 down and was broken.

Murray had the first chance in the decider, fashioning two break points on the Nalbandian serve at 1-1, but the Argentinian hung on and went on to break Murray to seize the advantage.

Showing strain: Murray crushed his opponent in the first set only to see the dogged Nalbandian fight back

Showing strain: Murray crushed his opponent in the first set only to see the dogged Nalbandian fight back

But Murray responded by breaking back immediately and grabbed the crucial second break at 5-5, when after spurning his first two of three break points, he only converted the third after the most fortunate of net cords.

Nalbandian was not quite finished, going 15-40 up on his opponent's serve as Murray served for the match, but a backhand drive which clipped the outside of the line helped Murray haul back to deuce before rounding off a gutsy win.

Premier League 2011/12 – the best ever

What a crazy season! The mad moments that made 2011/12 the best ever

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UPDATED:

22:20 GMT, 14 May 2012

It has been a season of unrivalled drama on and off the pitch, not least in the Premier League, but also on the international stage as well.

Fabio Capello sensationally quit his job as England manager, Luis Suarez was banned in relation to racially abusing Patrice Evra, Harry Redknapp was dragged through court and the world united in support of Fabrice Muamba who 'died' for 76 minutes during an FA Cup match.

These are the moments which shaped the season, as told by the Sportsmail experts who where there throughout a campaign which is perhaps the most memorable in recent history.

MANCHESTER UNITED 1-6 MANCHESTER CITY by Ian Ladyman

We have grown used to watching stunning derby games between these two clubs in recent years. But we had never seen anything like this.
City had started the season well and were domestically unbeaten, having already scored four against Swansea, Blackburn and Aston Villa and five at Tottenham.

This was Old Trafford, though. Surely City would be content with a 1-0 victory – or even a draw – against rivals that had already shocked them a little by turning round a 2-0 half-time deficit to win the Community Shield.

The joy of six: Manchester City thrashed rivals United at Old Trafford early in the season

The joy of six: Manchester City thrashed rivals United at Old Trafford early in the season

As it happened, City ran amok in their neighbours back garden. Mario Balotelli – fresh from setting fire to his own bathroom – lit the fuse with a superb first half goal and revealed his now famous T-shirt carrying the slogan: “Why Always Me”.

City were ultimately helped by the sending-off of Jonny Evans with the score at 1-0 but it was the dismissive, buccaneering style of the visitors’ football that proved so stunning.

Balotelli and Sergio Aguero added second half goals before a late reply from Darren Fletcher persuaded City to really put their foot down.

From 3-1 in the 89th minute to 6-1 at full-time. Almost seven months on, it’s still hard to believe it really happened.

TITLE RACE SINCE MARCH by Ian Ladyman

As he stood in his goalmouth at the Emirates Stadium and watched Mario Balotelli earn himself yet another red card, Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart turned and took out his frustrations with a well-aimed kick at the nearest goalmouth.

'Stupid' was his rather obvious view on the whole thing and it was easy to understand. City’s slump in form and discipline had seen them hand an eight-point lead – and with it the title – to Manchester United.

Stupid! Joe Hart's frustration appeared to signal the end of the title race... but it was just another twist

Stupid! Joe Hart's frustration appeared to signal the end of the title race… but it was just another twist

Or so it seemed. In pubs across Manchester, City fans admitted it was over. Bookmakers paid out on a United Premier League triumph and Roberto Mancini started to wonder if he would still have a job next season. And then something happened.

Well, two things to be precise. Free from pressure, City started to play once more like they had before Christmas. Four goals at home against West Brom were followed by six at Norwich.

United, meanwhile, fell out of the saddle. A 1-0 defeat a Wigan was bad enough but the 4-4 draw at home to Everton that followed a week-and-half later was the catastrophe that really undid them.

As United tottered, City once again drew tall and their defeat of their rivals in a decisive derby at the Etihad Stadium on April 30 spoke volumes for the way the tide had turned. United tried to hang on, but couldn’t.

SUAREZ-GATE by Dominic King

Never in the history of the Premier League has an issue proven as divisive as the row that exploded between Luis Suarez and Patrice Evra at Anfield on October 15.

Unpleasant and undignified, not to mention exceptionally sensitive, the resultant fall out was toxic, became tribal and provided a stain on what was otherwise a thrilling campaign.

Race row: Luis Suarez initial wrongdoing attracted as much criticism as Liverpool's reaction

Race row: Luis Suarez initial wrongdoing attracted as much criticism as Liverpool's reaction

Race row: Luis Suarez initial wrongdoing attracted as much criticism as Liverpool's reaction

Suarez was eventually found guilty of using the word ‘negro’ when he clashed with the Manchester United defender but it was the way Liverpool reacted to that which was so controversial.

Their players wore T-shirts in support of the Uruguayan before a game at Wigan in December, their right-back Glen Johnson became embroiled in a row with former United defender Paul McGrath over it and the nadir was reached when Evra and Suarez failed to shake hands before the return game at Old Trafford in February.

It was an unseemly episode, one that hopefully provided salutary lessons for all involved.

JOHN TERRY/ANTON FERDINAND RACE ROW by Matt Lawton

A serious situation that has had massive ramifications. It has cost John Terry the England captaincy for the second time in his career but has also cost the Football Association an England manager four months before the European Championship. It might yet cost Terry his place at Euro 2012 too.

Terry should be presumed innocent until proven guilty but Chelsea’s request to Westminster Magistrates’ Court to hold the trial after the tournament has caused serious problems for the FA.

The FA were right to act as they did with regard to Terry and the armband; as right as Fabio Capello was wrong to publicly criticise the decision and then quit over the issue.

See you in court: John Terry and Anton Ferdinand clashed at Loftus Road

See you in court: John Terry and Anton Ferdinand clashed at Loftus Road

Capello failed to understand what a sensitive issue this is, and committed a serious error of judgement as a result.

But let’s not forget Ferdinand here either. He never even made the complaint to the Metropolitan Police and yet he has received death threats as well as abuse during games from Chelsea fans.

English football has made great progress in combating racism but this episode has highlighted the fact that there remains much work to be done.

CAPELLO DEPARTURE by Matt Lawton
Thanks for the memories: Fabio Capello

Thanks for the memories: Fabio Capello

It all happened on one crazy day in February. No sooner had Harry Redknapp been acquitted of tax evasion charges in Southwark Crown Court – and in most people’s minds therefore been given the all clear to become the next England manager – than Capello had resigned over John Terry.

As Sportsmail highlighted, his position became virtually untenable the moment Capello gave an off-message interview to Italian television. He said he did not support the FA's decision to strip Terry of the captaincy and in doing so he put his employers in an extremely difficult position.

Had he apologised and agreed to a counter-statement, the situation might have been resolved. But he refused and after meeting with FA chairman David Bernstein at Wembley they both agreed it would be best if he left.

So for the best part of 24million, what exactly did England get A disastrous 2010 World Cup and someone else in charge just when it seemed everything he had learned might be put to good use at Euro 2012. It wasn’t Redknapp in the end; it was Roy Hodgson.

And from stepping down as West Brom manager on Sunday, he has two whole days before naming his England squad on Wednesday. Brilliant.

CHELSEA BEATING BARCELONA by Matt Lawton

Nobody gave them a chance. They were the Chelsea pensioners led by a Stamford Bridge old boy with only limited managerial experience. They were on course for their lowest finish in the Barclays Premier League since Roman Abramovich bought the club.

They were also playing the finest football team the world has ever seen; a Barcelona side seemingly destined to meet Jose Mourinho’s Real Madrid in the Champions League final.

But Barcelona don’t like playing these particular Chelsea players and Roberto Di Matteo had the wit and wisdom to approach the two legs of the semi-final tie with that in mind.

Even then, though, he did not legislate for the loss of John Terry to a red card and a two–goal deficit in that second game at the Nou Camp.

Cheeky chip: Ramires kick-started a remarkable Chelsea revival against Barcelona

Cheeky chip: Ramires kick-started a remarkable Chelsea revival against Barcelona

What followed was nothing short of remarkable; one of the most stunning performances in the history of the competition.

First came the goal from Ramires that levelled the tie and essentially put Chelsea through on the away goals rule, then the defiant, determined defensive display.

It was crowned by a second Chelsea goal, scored by Fernando Torres, but it was the spirit and unity of these players that secured their passage to the final in Munich. Amazing.

FABRICE MUAMBA by Sami Mokbel

Not something I want to be part of ever again. It’s all a bit of a blur now, but I remember just catching a glimpse of Muamba as he collapsed to the floor.

The severity of the incident didn’t hit me at first, when you see a player hit the deck you always expect him to get up. The moment I knew it was something serious was when Owen Coyle came rushing on to the pitch.

The sight of macho footballers reduced to tears and saying prayers said it all – Muamba was fighting for his life.

Football united: The plight of Fabrice Muamba bought the very best out of the football family

Football united: The plight of Fabrice Muamba bought the very best out of the football family

But in the midst of one of the darkest days came a moment of light as both sets of supporters begun to chant the Bolton players name – which is something that will stay with me for as long as I live.

One of those days I would love to erase from my memory, but will never forget.

NEWCASTLE UNITED by Colin Young

When they returned from their hectic pre-season tour of the United States, Newcastle United were supposed to be in disarray.

Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton, Jose Enrique all followed Andy Carroll out of the exit door, and according to the Twits among us and them, Newcastle were heading for another relegation battle.

What transpired was arguably Newcastle’s most thrilling season since Kevin Keegan’s Entertainers nearly sneaked the Barclays Premier League title in 1996.

To finish above Chelsea, and still be on the brink of a return to the Champions League, is beyond the wildest dreams of anyone associated with the club. And that includes manager Alan Pardew.

Surprise package: Newcastle have upset the odds to finish fifth in the Premier League

Surprise package: Newcastle have upset the odds to finish fifth in the Premier League

Under his studious management, Newcastle have become a solid team, with the emphasis on team.

But they have been assisted by some brilliant individual contributions too, from Tim Krul’s emergence as a top keeper, captain Fabricio Coloccini’s commanding performances, the midfield partnership of Cheick Tiote and Yohan Cabaye, breathtaking skills of Hatem Ben Arfa, goals of Demba Ba (in the first half of the season) and the immediate impact of new No 9, Papiss Cisse, with his 13 goals in the second half. Has there been a better January signing
It won’t be easy. But more of the same next season please.

MANCHESTER UNITED 8 ARSENAL 2 by John Edwards

We should have known this season would be a departure from the norm when, just two weeks in, Arsenal suffered their heaviest defeat since travelling to Loughborough Town for a Division Two fixture on December 12, 1896.

They conceded eight without reply that day, but it came as little consolation to Arsene Wenger that his modern-day Gunners managed to pull two goals back.

They could have been level at 1-1, but for Robin Van Persie having a penalty saved, and there was the merest hint of a recovery when Theo Walcott made it 3-1 at half-time.

Bottom line: Arsenal's humiliation at Old Trafford was the club's worst result in 100 years

Bottom line: Arsenal's humiliation at Old Trafford was the club's worst result in 100 years

Any Arsenal optimism soon evaporated, though, as Wayne Rooney completed his hat-trick and Ashley Young took careful aim from 25 yards to round off a result that had mobile phone cameras by the hundred trained on the electronic scoreboard. 8-2

It was marked down as a freakish one-off, yet it set the tone for a season that retained its capacity to surprise throughout.

ROBIN VAN PERSIE by Laura Williamson

In 2011-12 we have finally seen the cool, lethal brilliance of a fully fit Robin van Persie.

The Arsenal striker has broken a string of records in his best season to date – equalling Thierry Henry by scoring 30 Premier League goals and netting against 17 top-flight teams.

He has been named Player of the Year by both his peers and the football writers after scoring 41 goals in all competitions for club and country during this campaign.

Dutch of class: Robin Van Persie enjoyed his best ever season for goals and fitness

Dutch of class: Robin Van Persie enjoyed his best ever season for goals and fitness

But the most remarkable statistic of all The Dutchman played in all 38 of Arsenal’s Premier League matches this season. Never before has Van Persie been fit enough to play in more than 75 per cent of his club’s games.

It turns out the 28-year-old isn’t made of glass after all; more like solid gold.

NORWICH AND SWANSEA by Riath Al-Samarrai

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. Norwich were expected to go straight back down and, as Brendan Rodgers delights in reminding people, ‘the bookies said there was more chance of seeing Elvis alive than little Swansea staying up’.

Norwich have since won at Tottenham, stuffed Newcastle and drawn with Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool, while Swansea out-passed and out-scored Arsenal and Manchester City.

The mass sulk that followed Swansea’s home draw against Chelsea said a lot about how expectations have changed in south Wales.

New kids on the block: Brendan Rodgers and Paul Lambert worked wonders with their teams

New kids on the block: Brendan Rodgers and Paul Lambert worked wonders with their teams

New kids on the block: Brendan Rodgers and Paul Lambert worked wonders with their teams

Both clubs have proven you can come up and thrive with attacking football – though Swansea’s style has drawn more attention – and each has reached midtable with plenty of players signed from the lower leagues. Norwich’s Grant Holt has even been touted for England.

Not that the clubs are full of mutual appreciation, though. David Fox celebrated Norwich’s win at Swansea in February by tweeting: ‘It’s never easy to go the Nou Camp, but I think we did well for a long ball team.’

REFEREES by Graham Poll

People often say you must be mad to be a referee well this wacky Premier league season has confirmed that.

Goals – there was Clint Hill’s headed ‘goal’ at The Reebok which Martin Atkinson did not give and Juan Mata’s effort which clearly did not cross the line in the FA Cup semi final that Atkinson gave as a goal; at least there were none scored off an inflatable ball this season.

Denial of goals – at St James’ Park after just four minutes Demba Ba was moving towards his opponents goal when he was fouled by Chelsea’s David Luiz – a clear red card but Mike Dean pulled out the yellow.

Cup controversy: Chelsea got a helping hand on-route to their FA Cup thrashing of Tottenham

Cup controversy: Chelsea got a helping hand on-route to their FA Cup thrashing of Tottenham

At White Hart Lane the opposite appeared to happen as rear-most Bolton defender Gary Cahill was dispossessed by Scott Parker and reacted by grabbing Parker, it was definitely a foul. However, Parker was not heading towards goal, he was 45 yards from Bolton’s goal line and with luck he might have had the possibility of scoring; it was not an obvious chance to score. Stuart Attwell thought differently and wrongly dismissed Cahill.

Clearly wrong! – Mario Ballotelli escaped sanction for his stamp on Tottenham’s Scott Parker whilst Jack Rodwell was understandably baffled at his dismissal in the Merseyside derby.

Our top two ranked refs, Howard Webb and Martin Atkinson oversaw those games respectively.

And just bizarre – Andre Marriner appeared to commit the basic error of taking his eye off of the ball as Blackburn prepared to take a corner against Wigan.

In doing so he was not able to see that Yakubu missed the ball he was trying to touch and so Morten Gamst Pedersen was allowed to take the kick and play the ball a second time and set up Blackburn’s second goal.

Andy Hooper: My picture of the week – Olympic rowers

Andy Hooper: My picture of the week – British Olympic hopefuls all dressed up on the River Thames

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UPDATED:

07:36 GMT, 8 May 2012

As part of the London 2012 preview I wanted to photograph eight Olympic rowers in black tie and ball gowns at Bisham Abbey on the Thames.

After receiving the backing of British Rowing and the National Lottery, I assembled a team consisting of an assistant, stylist and two make-up artists to ensure everyone looked suitably stylish.

The pictures were shot on a freezing day, it was so cold that the athletes could only be on the water for 10 minutes.

In between the rain showers the sun popped out just as the eight floated by. With immense luck it all came together with the sunset in the background and the rowers on the calm water in the foreground. Phew!

Camera data
Nikon D3
Lens 24-70mm
Exposure 1/200th of a second at F8, ISO 100
4x location flash heads

Setting sail: (right to left) Caroline O'Connor, Dan Ritchie, Vicky Thornley, Cameron Nichol, Jessica Eddie, Greg Searle, Louisa Reeve, James Foad, Natasha Page

Setting sail: (right to left) Caroline O'Connor, Dan Ritchie, Vicky Thornley, Cameron Nichol, Jessica Eddie, Greg Searle, Louisa Reeve, James Foad, Natasha Page

Sebastian Vettel wants third world championship

Vettel ready to test his mettle in bid for triple championship glory

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13:24 GMT, 14 March 2012

Double world champion Sebastian Vettel has set his sights on further cementing his place in the Formula One history books.

Far from feeling satisfied with the back-to-back titles he has dominantly won these last two years, Vettel has every intention of a three-peat, with his bid for glory starting this weekend as the 2012 season opens in Australia.

It is a feat achieved only twice previously by two of the legends of the sport, initially Juan Manuel Fangio from 1954-1957 and then Michael Schumacher from 2000-2004.

Batting for glory: Sebastian Vettel wants his third title running

Batting for glory: Sebastian Vettel wants his third title running

Ahead of unwinding with a game of cricket on St Kilda beach with Red Bull team-mate Mark Webber, and with the setting sun serving as a backdrop, a determined Vettel said: 'My target is always to win the world championship.

'After winning my first title it was a great relief in many ways because I proved to myself I could do it.

'It was also important because it is something no one can take from me.

'But that doesn't mean you don't care what happens next. In fact, it is the opposite.

'You know it all starts again, everyone starts from zero again, and so naturally you want to do it again.

Relaxing: Vettel prepares for the Australian Grand Prix

Relaxing: Vettel prepares for the Australian Grand Prix

'I have never had to ask myself the
question “Do I want this again” or “Why am I here”. So far it has been
completely natural and nothing has changed.

'I am still hungry, and I still get upset when someone beats me – which is a good thing for sure.

'Everyone gets beaten one day, although it's not about that particular day but how you come back because there is nothing wrong with losing.'

Another year of domination, as last season when he won 11 races from a record-breaking 15 poles, and Vettel will need to build a separate trophy room at his home rather than the shelf he is currently erecting, albeit creaking under the weight of silverware.

'I don't yet have a proper place (for the trophies),' said the 24-year-old.

'I'm working on it, although the shelf I'm installing might be a bit small, but it's a very nice problem to have. I don't want to complain.

Hungry: Vettel says he will keep striving for victory

Hungry: Vettel says he will keep striving for victory

'When I thought about a particular place and the shelf, I didn't have that many trophies at the time.

'At the moment they're all just on one side in the living room.'

As for his title trophy, that takes pride of place on his kitchen table, to which he joked: 'But not with the cornflakes.

'I'm German. Everything has to be precise and you can't mix the cornflakes with the world championship trophy.'

The expectation is the latest creation from design guru Adrian Newey, the RB8, will certainly be amongst the frontrunners, even if a more robust challenge is also anticipated from their rivals.

That is despite the gremlins that plagued Vettel's car in his final day of testing in Barcelona recently, which was not the ideal way to prepare for the forthcoming campaign.

Preparation: Vettel says there were a few issues with the recent testing session

Preparation: Vettel says there were a few issues with the recent testing session

Brushing aside the issues, Vettel added: 'We would have loved to have done more, but the reliability is not disastrous. It might look worse than it is.

'The issues we had, we found a solution and pretty quickly, but obviously you cannot always react on the same day.

'Here we are all set and we will see how we get on, but like every year, cars are built on the limit.

'With the regulations very similar you try to push the boundaries a little more, that is F1. Cars do break from time to time.'

Vettel, meanwhile, has called his new car 'Abby', which is a far cry from previously evocative names such as 'Kate's Dirty Sister', 'Luscious Liz', 'Randy Mandy' and 'Kinky Kylie'.