Phil Taylor v Michael van Gerwen LIVE World Darts final

LIVE: Phil Taylor v Michael van Gerwen – follow all the action from the oche at the World Darts Championship final

as he won the World
Grand Prix and made the final of the Grand Slam of Darts. Taylor won the
Premier League and World Matchplay in 2012 but how will the crowd treat
him after that on-stage altercation with Raymond van Barneveld
following his semi-final win.

19.35 Taylor
is looking for his 16th world title having last won the tournament in
2010 while Van Gerwen is appearing in his first final. Who will lift the
Sid Waddell trophy at the end of the night

19.30 Good
evening and welcome to Sportsmail's live coverage of the World Darts
Championship final. What better way to end this thrilling tournament
than with the king of the oche Phil Taylor taking on the incredibly
talented Michael van Gerwen. The action gets underway shortly after 8pm
at Ally Pally.

Jose Maria Olazabal still loves being captain at Royal Trophy

Olazabal still loves being captain as Ryder Cup hero tees it up at Royal Trophy

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10:20 GMT, 14 December 2012

Jose Maria Olazabal is captain of Europe again this week, and it feels good.

The mention of September's Miracle of Medinah still brings a beaming smile to the face of the great Spaniard, and why not

Not many men can say they inspired arguably the most impossible sporting comeback of all time.

Head to head: Jose Maria Olazabal (right) and Asia captain Joe Ozaki were all smiles ahead of the event

Head to head: Jose Maria Olazabal (right) and Asia captain Joe Ozaki were all smiles ahead of the event

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Olazabal is once more in charge of his continent for the sixth edition of the Royal Trophy in Brunei, where he and fellow Ryder Cup heroes Nicolas Colsaerts and Francesco Molinari are taking on the might of Asia, including Japanese superstar Ryo Ishikawa, over three days of matchplay amid the tropical rainforest at the Empire Hotel and Country Club.

Olazabal has had time to reflect on Medinah since Europe's scarcely believable comeback and, speaking to Sportsmail Online in Brunei, sums up the experience as 'an extraordinary moment. Unforgettable. Unique.'

Victory in the Windy City whipped up a whirlwind of publicity for Olazabal and even led to an audience with the King of Spain.

What with getting his feel back for playing ahead of this tournament with trips to the Far East, he has only recently been able to snatch moments of peace to let it all sink in.

'It's true that for a few weeks after it was over I didn't have the chance to reflect on what happened that week. I'm really looking forward to this winter, having more time on my own with a DVD and a nice glass of wine, and just enjoying it.

Nice work if you can get it: European skipper Olazabal lines up a putt as Miguel Angel Jimenez looks on

Nice work if you can get it: European skipper Olazabal lines up a putt as Miguel Angel Jimenez looks on

'Last week I had enough time to go shooting with my father. We go for partridge, quail, duck. We had a couple of nice days. It's nice to go with the dogs, just on your own, that's the beauty of it. You feel like you're the only man in the world. That sense of peace… that's what I really look forward to.'

And did he bring any dinner home for the family

'Yes, both of us did!' he laughs.

Here in Brunei, things are a little different to those incredible few days in Chicago: less hair-pulling, gut-wrenching and tear-shedding, more back-slapping, belly-laughing and mickey-taking.

During the opening ceremony we were even treated to a slapstick comedy sketch from Laurel and Hardy, otherwise known as Olazabal and Joe Osaki, the Asian captain.

When Osaki rubbed Olazabal's nose in the fact he had triumphed the last time the pair led their continents in this format, the Spaniard ran from his seat across the stage to deliver a few playful whacks to his friend's head.

Thankfully, no golfers were harmed in the making of this gag.

Two of his five a day: Our man Chris got a bit fruity with the fans in Brunei

Two of his five a day: Our man Chris got a bit fruity with the fans in Brunei

'Obviously it's not the same intensity as the Ryder Cup, it's a more relaxed atmosphere,' says Olazabal.

'But don't get me wrong, things are going to get serious. We're facing a serious challenge. The Asian team is strong. We're going to have to be on our toes.'

Olazabal's tears for his great friend Seve Ballesteros, who devised the Royal Trophy in 2006, regularly punctuated the Ryder Cup and gave viewers an insight into both the man's genuinely warm nature and his appreciation for life away from the golf course.

Ollie is emotional, and he doesn't care who knows it. He is no relentless golfing machine, focused purely on victory.

'You have to be hard in competition when you're on the course. But outside we cannot forget that this is a game. I've known Joe for many years, since the late 80s playing in Japan. You cannot forget that we're all human beings.

'There are other things in the world more important than what we do today here and you have to be able to separate those things. You have to have the right, friendly atmosphere off the golf course. On the golf course we shake hands on the first tee but that's it. We're going to try to beat each other.'

Glorious: The sun was shining on day one of the Royal Trophy in Brunei

Glorious: The sun was shining on day one of the Royal Trophy in Brunei

Unlike at Medinah, Olazabal will be teeing it up as well as leading his team as a player-captain.

On Friday he partnered compatriot Miguel Angel Jimenez in the foursomes against YE Yang and KT Kim.

The mere mention of Jimenez brings a smile to Olazabal's face, although he jokes that the 'old boys' might need to use a buggy or play off the forward tees to compete with the whippersnappers.

Alongside Jimenez and the Ryder Cup stars, Henrik Stenson, Edoardo Molinari, Marcel Siem and Gonzalo Fernandez-Castano complete the European team.

Olazabal, a two-time Masters champion, admits he is not as sharp as he once was but now that the Ryder Cup is behind him, he has his sights firmly set on finding form on the course again.

'My game is on and off,' he says. 'I can play a bunch of great holes but all of a sudden I can hit that crooked shot that spoils everything. My goal now that the Ryder Cup is over is to concentrate on my game. I've always worked hard but (I need) to have my frame of mind on practicing and playing.'

Olazabal speaks glowingly of Tom Watson, who was confirmed as United States captain for Gleneagles in 2014.

But is he not tempted to give the captaincy another shot, on home soil The answer is a categorical no.

'The Ryder Cup is over, for sure. If Ivan Ballesteros (Seve's nephew and Royal Trophy organiser) asks me to captain again, I might do it. Most probably I would do it. For Seve, for Ivan, for the family. But the Ryder Cup – that's over.'

It may be over, but it will never be forgotten. Just ask the Princess of Sharjah – her highness herself has made the journey here to speak with Olazabal.

Like his late, great friend, Olly too is now golfing royalty.

World Golf Final: Turkish chief accused of HEADBUTT on photographer

Turkish golf chief accused of HEADBUTT on photographer taking picture of Tiger

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UPDATED:

21:00 GMT, 9 October 2012


Tough day: Rory McIlroy speaks with his girlfriend Caroline Wozniacki at the World Golf Final in Turkey

Tough day: Rory McIlroy speaks with his girlfriend Caroline Wozniacki at the World Golf Final in Turkey

Big-time golf in Turkey got off to the most unedifying start imaginable with the organiser accused of butting a photographer who was trying to take pictures of Tiger Woods.

As so often happens when the American visits pastures new, Woods' presence on the first tee created an almighty commotion. What doesn't normally happen is that a photographer ends up with his glasses broken and then goes marching down to the police station to file an official complaint.

It should be pointed out that Ahmet Agaoglu, chairman of the Turkish Golf Federation, strenuously denied butting the cameraman working for the Cihan News Agency. ‘He pushed me and I pushed him back and he fell over,’ said Agaoglu. But the police will inevitably be involved, raising the possibility that Woods might even be called on as a witness.

Ahmet’s day hardly improved as Woods went on to lose to Charl Schwartzel and Rory McIlroy was defeated by American Matt Kuchar. Perhaps it is just as well the first Turkish Airlines World Golf Final is not straight matchplay but a round-robin affair, otherwise the commotion on the first tee would have been replaced on Wednesday by an ethereal hush.

What those two defeats mean, however, is that the Woods-McIlroy dream final cannot happen. Woods plays Kuchar on Wednesday morning and McIlroy takes on Schwartzel. If they both win, their match after lunch will be a spicy straight knockout affair to see who goes through to the semi-final alongside the winner of Schwartzel-Kuchar.

Play time: Webb Simpson hits a ball thrown by Tiger Woods on the range after day one in Antalya

Play time: Webb Simpson hits a ball thrown by Tiger Woods on the range after day one in Antalya

Beaming: Woods smiles for a picture taken by Charl Schwartzel on the range after their match in Turkey

Beaming: Woods smiles for a picture taken by Charl Schwartzel on the range after their match in Turkey

If both lose they will both be knocked out, which would render their afternoon match the most lucrative, high-profile exercise in pointlessness the world has ever seen.

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Both Woods and McIlroy were undone by the medal matchplay format. Woods lost one hole by three strokes, running up a triple bogey at the ninth to his opponent’s par four, before recovering to lose by a shot. If it had been played under regular matchplay rules, Woods would have won.

McIlroy’s collapse was spectacular by any standards and extraordinary given he is the world No 1. After 14 holes the game was level, only for the Northern Irishman to go triple bogey, double bogey, double bogey. The first of those calamitous scores left him three shots behind with three holes to play and he admitted he ‘gave up a bit’ at that point.

Matt finish: McIlroy was soundly beaten by Kuchar after a run of triple-bogey, double-bogey, double-bogey

Matt finish: McIlroy was soundly beaten by Kuchar after a run of triple-bogey, double-bogey, double-bogey

Bad day at the office: Woods lost out by one shot to Schwartzel after a bogey on the 18th

Bad day at the office: Woods lost out by one shot to Schwartzel after a bogey on the 18th

RESULTS AND MATCHES TO PLAY

Tuesday – Charl Schwartzel (SA) bt Tiger Woods (US) by one shot; Justin Rose (Eng) bt Hunter Mahan (US) by four; Matt Kuchar (US) bt Rory McIlroy (NI) by six; Lee Westwood (Eng) bt Webb Simpson (US) by one.

Wednesday – 6:30am: Westwood v Rose; 6:40am: Mahan v Simpson; 6:50am: McIlroy v Schwartzel; 7am: Woods v Kuchar; 11am: Rose v Simpson; 11:10am: Westwood v Mahan; 11:20am: Schwartzel v Kuchar; 11:30am: McIlroy v Woods.

Thursday semi-finals: Group A winner v Group B runner-up (9am); Group B winner v Group A runner-up (9:10am). Friday — final, 8:30 am.

Full marks as ever for honesty to McIlroy, but he really has to get out of the habit.

To be fair, most of the time he has made great strides forward in getting rid of his tendency for his shoulders to slump when things go wrong, as American Paul Azinger put it. But there is clearly a bit of work to do yet.

His opponent really shouldn’t be in a position to make remarks such as Kuchar’s telling comment: ‘You could tell he lost a bit of interest.’

Three down with three to go is far from a lost cause in this format, particularly for someone blessed with McIlroy’s gifts. You can guarantee Woods wouldn’t be ‘losing a bit of interest’ if he was three down with one to play, for example.

Shorts: Lee Westwood

Shorts: Charl Schwartzel

We wear short shorts: Lee Westwood (left) and Schwartzel (right) show off their pins thanks to relaxed rules

In group two, Justin Rose played well enough from tee to green to compensate for some poor work with the putter and overcome Hunter Mahan by four shots. Alongside him in pole position to make it through to the semi-finals is fellow Englishman Lee Westwood, who beat Webb Simpson by a stroke after the US Open champion bogeyed the 18th hole.

The other thing of note was the fact, for the first time in a leading professional event, the players were allowed to wear shorts if they chose. Four of the eight-man field took up the option. Intriguingly, all four matches featured one man wearing long trousers and his opponent wearing shorts.

The result of that little game-within-a-game was three to one in favour of the men trying something new.

Ryder Cup: Jose Maria Olazabal has wild-card poser

Monty and Gallacher at odds over Jose's Ryder Cup wild-card poser

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22:24 GMT, 25 August 2012

The dilemma facing Jose Maria Olazabal as he finally sits down to choose his Ryder Cup wild-cards has become more complex with golf events this weekend on both sides of the Atlantic.

In racing parlance, England’s Ian Poulter is an odds-on certainty to get a pick given his Cup record and victories in the past two years in both the high-profile Accenture and Volvo Matchplay Championships.

But opinion is deeply divided on the two big rivals for the second pick, which has boiled down to a straightforward choice between Ireland’s triple major winner and six-time Ryder Cup veteran Padraig Harrington and the previously uncapped but power-hitting 29-year-old Belgian Nicolas Colsaerts.

Race is on: Nicolas Colsaerts hopes to make the Ryder Cup team

Race is on: Nicolas Colsaerts hopes to make the Ryder Cup team

Olazabal’s deliberations will not have been made any easier by the conflicting advice he was offered by former Ryder Cup captains Bernard Gallacher and Colin Montgomerie.

Gallacher, who captained Europe twice in defeat at Kiawah Island in 1991 and The Belfry in 1993 but also in a shock win at Oak Hill in 1995, believes Olazabal should ignore the claims of Colsaerts.

He needs to finish in the top two in the Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles on Sunday to edge Martin Kaymer out of the 10th and final automatic spot for the European team, and his chances of doing that subsided after he shot a third-round 71 to trail the Medinah-bound leader Paul Lawrie by six shots.

Gallacher said: ‘My view is rookies should win their way into the side, so I would be reluctant to pick Colsaerts as a wild-card. You’re taking a big chance on a guy who has only really broken through this year.

‘Good luck to him if he can finish in the top two at Gleneagles and knock Kaymer out of the top 10. But, if not, I would go for Harrington for what he brings to the team. He’s won three majors, he has wide experience of so many situations, he’s a good foursomes and fourball player — and he’s a good guy to put in.

In contention: Padraig Harrington is also hoping to make the European team

In contention: Padraig Harrington is also hoping to make the European team

‘Last time he played with Ross Fisher, and they were a good pairing. Fisher got a lot of help from Harrington and he can act like a captain on the course, in a way.

‘He has a lot to offer. I was surprised to hear that Olazabal and Harrington do not get on, but I would hope that would not affect the decision.’

Gallacher believes that if Kaymer drops out of the top 10 he should not be considered for a wild card on form but also because he failed to turn up at Gleneagles to push his case.

‘I’m sure Olazabal would have been disappointed with Kaymer for not playing in the Johnnie Walker to try to cement his place but also to show what form he was in.

‘Olazabal reduced his wild-card picks from three to two to encourage players to try to qualify, but it hasn’t worked with Kaymer. He’s just hoping for the best.’

But Gallacher’s views were in stark contrast to Montgomerie’s 24 hours after Harrington squandered an opportunity to catch the eye by shooting a second-round 75 at the Barclays Fedex Cup play-off in America, having led after carding a 64 on Thursday.

Decision time: Jose Maria Olazabal must decide his team

Decision time: Jose Maria Olazabal must decide his team

Montgomerie said: ‘You’ve got to think now Colsaerts and Poulter, haven’t you And it would be no surprise if that’s what he decides on Monday morning.

‘Harrington has a lot to do to win that tournament in America, and it looks a lot easier decision than I had. It gives him an experienced team; all apart from Colsaerts having had Ryder Cup experience.

‘I went in with five rookies and he would be going in with one, and you need that in America.

‘Let’s not beat around the bush here; this is going to be difficult.

‘This is going to be very difficult to play away from home in America, and we need experience there. He’s got 11 out of 12 that have been in the Ryder Cup before and I’m sure that’s what he wants.’

Olazabal did make one decision on Saturday when he named his fellow Spaniard Miguel Angel Jimenez as his fourth vice-captain, completing a quartet that already included Thomas Bjorn, Darren Clarke and Paul McGinley.

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Ryder Cup captain Olazabal hits back in Harrington "grudge" row

Ryder Cup captain Olazabal hits back in Harrington 'grudge' row

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23:13 GMT, 24 August 2012

Europe’s Ryder Cup captain Jose Maria Olazabal woke up on Friday to find himself portrayed in some quarters as little more than a petty grudge bearer, with Padraig Harrington his hapless victim.

As anyone who knows Olazabal will tell you, the suggestion is as offensive as it is ludicrous, and no wonder the Spaniard reacted with justifiable anger.

'Anyone who thinks that I would let something that happened in 2003 interfere with my judgment is speaking a lot of B.S., and that is putting it mildly,' he said. 'I would be failing completely as a captain if that was the case.’

That will teach Olazabal to answer a question honestly.

Flashpoint: Jose Maria Olazabal and Padraig Harrington clash at the Seve Trophy in 2003

Flashpoint: Jose Maria Olazabal and Padraig Harrington clash at the Seve Trophy in 2003

Asked on Thursday what Harrington
needed to do at the Barclays FedEx play-off tournament in America to
force his way into the wildcard equation — the Irishman was leading at
the time following a first-round 64 — he replied: ‘A win, at least.’

Given that Harrington hasn’t won a
tournament of any note for four years, and is a long way removed from
the automatic placings, isn’t it entirely reasonable to ask him to prove
his nerve, given the wildcard opposition includes Ian Poulter and
Belgian Nicolas Colsaerts, with a matchplay win to his name this season
and whose huge hitting would clearly be an asset on a bomber’s course
like Medinah

Apparently not.

Needing a victory: Padraig Harrington in second round action at The Barclays

Needing a victory: Padraig Harrington in second round action at The Barclays

According to the conspiracy
theorists, Olazabal’s comments were fuelled by what happened in 2003,
when he believed Harrington questioned his integrity during a singles
match at the Seve Trophy.

Honestly, would players like Graeme
McDowell talk about how desperate they are to play under Ollie if all he
did was bear grudges Even Harrington gave the theory short shrift. ‘I
know how he feels about the Ryder Cup and I am absolutely convinced the
only players Ollie wants on his team are the 12 best ones,’ he said.

The absurd nature of the debate was
put into sharp focus when Harrington went out and played horribly in the
second round, recording a score fully 11 shots worse than his opener to
go from one ahead to five behind.

This is how it has been for most of a
frustrating season for the Irishman and why Olazabal is perfectly
within his rights to place him a long way behind Poulter and Colsaerts
for a wildcard.

In the swing: Olazabal at the Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles on Friday

In the swing: Olazabal at the Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles on Friday

Olazabal visited Medinah recently and
discovered a course that plays to all Colsaerts’s strengths. The
fairways have been widened to suit the bombers in the American team. The
other thing that counts in Colsaerts’s favour is that, if picked, he
would be the only rookie in the team.

‘Experience is often a factor with
wildcards but that is not the case this time round,’ argued Ollie. ‘One
thing we are not lacking is experience. I played the course last week
and there’s not much rough. It’s clearly been set up to help the long
hitters.’

The only long hitters in Europe’s team at present are Rory McIlroy, Lee Westwood and Sergio Garcia.

Colsaerts was in second-round action
on Friday at the Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles where,
following a solid opening round of 69, he showed signs of being a little
frayed around the edges.

On the march: Nicolas Colsaerts during the second round at Gleneagles

On the march: Nicolas Colsaerts during the second round at Gleneagles

The 29-year-old only arrived in
Scotland from America on Tuesday, following his seventh-place finish in
the Wyndham Championship in North Carolina. For 13 holes he was going
nowhere, and some way removed from the pace set by Englishmen Mark
Foster and Richard Finch.

But his ability to make lots of
birdies was evident over the final five holes, which he played in three
under to turn a mediocre day into a decidedly decent one. He ended up
with a 70 to be handily placed inside the top 10, just three shots off
the lead.

Over in New York, it was Tiger Woods
who must have been giving American captain Davis Love an anxious time as
he clutched his back on a number of occasions. It didn’t seem to affect
his golf, however, as he finished up only three behind the joint
leaders, American Nick Watney and Europe’s renaissance man, Garcia. Rory
McIlroy and Luke Donald are a distant eight adrift.

Sid Waddell dies: The "voice of darts" was 72

Darts in mourning as legendary commentator Sid Waddell passes away

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12:18 GMT, 12 August 2012

Darts broadcaster Sid Waddell has died at the age of 72.

Waddell had been battling bowel cancer since last September and the news of his death was confirmed on Sunday.

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Voice of darts: Legendary commentator Sid Waddell has passed away

Voice of darts: Legendary commentator Sid Waddell has passed away

A statement from his manager Dick Allix
read: 'With great sadness, we announce that following a long illness,
broadcaster and author Sid Waddell died peacefully with all his family
around him late last night, Saturday August 11th, 2012.'

Waddell was a central part of Sky
Sports' coverage of PDC darts events since 1994 and was known for his
colourful and excitable commentary style, with his best-known lines
including “There's only one word for it – magic darts”.'

He also noted, while watching Eric
Bristow become world champion: 'When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he
cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to
conquer…Bristow's only 27.'

Waddell's other commentary work
included pool's Mosconi Cup, while he also made a one-off appearance as
the BBC National Lottery's 'Voice of the Balls'.

In addition, he has had 11 books
published and wrote the sport-based BBC children's programmes Jossy's
Giants and Sloggers, receiving a nomination for best scriptwriter from
the Writer's Guild of Great Britain for the latter.

Insight: Waddell offered superb knowledge of darts and spoke with humour

Insight: Waddell offered superb knowledge of darts and spoke with humour

Toon: Geordie Waddell was a Newcastle fan

Waddell conducting an interview

Former players and broadcasting colleagues queued up to pay tribute after news of Waddell's death.

Twice BDO World Championship finalist Bobby George wrote on Twitter: 'So sad to hear of the passing of the legend Sid Waddell or Sidly as I used to call him. Sincere condolences go out to the family x.'

Wayne Mardle, the 2003 World Matchplay runner-up, added: 'So so gutted, The legend Sid Waddell passed away last night. Thoughts are with his family right now.'

Sky Sports' Dave Clark, who worked with Waddell for many years, tearfully remembered his former colleague on Sky Sports News.

'He was the voice of darts,' said Clark. 'Darts isn't going to be the same without Sid Waddell.

'He had a child-like exuberance, he'd
be bouncing round like a young puppy in the commentary box, and mix
that with the intellect of Einstein.

'He was a brilliant man, a genius of the microphone – I'm going to miss my old mate, that's for sure.

Broad palate: As well as commentating, Waddell also wrote books

Broad palate: As well as commentating, Waddell also wrote books

'I know he's been really battling
this cancer for a long, long time and what I hear from the family is
it's a blessing that he's gone, but a tragedy.'

Another of the organisation's
presenters, Jeff Stelling, added: 'It's shattering news. Back when I was
working with him he made more of an impact than any of the players did.
He is totally irreplaceable.

'There has never been such a sports
commentator to make such an impact. He had a wonderful turn of phrase.
He was the leader of the gang and we were all in his gang.

'On the big occasion he was always
there – if he wasn't there it wasn't a big occasion. He was the doyen of
sports commentating.'

BBC Sport's Gary Lineker wrote on
Twitter: 'See that Sid Waddell has lost his fight with Cancer. He really
was the voice of his sport. A brilliant, witty, colourful commentator.'

In action: Waddell loved the game

In action: Waddell loved the game

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney Tweeted: 'Sad news to hear about sid waddell. Made darts so much better to watch. He will be missed. Legend. RIP SID'.

Tributes to Waddell extended beyond
sport, with former deputy Prime Minister John Prescott tweeting:
'Farewell to Sid Waddell – a man who did so much for darts and voiced so
many memorable moments. A double top bloke.'

Bristow told Sky Sports News: 'Sid was top dog wasn't he He's not going to be replaced, he was a one-off.

'I remember a game he was commentating on, Cliff Lazarenko was playing Jocky Wilson. Cliff was about 22 stone and Jocky was about 17 stone and he said they were two athletes. I just cracked up.'

A statement from Sky Sports managing director Barney Francis read: 'We all remember Sid's wonderful words, his great sense of humour and his passion for the sport he loved.

'Sid was a friend to all of us at Sky Sports, at the heart of our darts coverage since the early 1990s. He was a wonderful man and we will miss him deeply.

'Our thoughts are with Irene (his wife) and family at this very sad time.'

SOME OF THE GREAT WADDELL QUOTES

'That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!'

'He's about as predictable as a wasp on speed.'

'Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter.'

'The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.'

'That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.'

'Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.'

'As Freud said to Jung in Vienna, you can psych up too much for a darts match.'

'Bristow reasons; Bristow quickens; aaaaah Bristow!'

'Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!' – Deller would go on to win the 1983 World Championship final against Bristow with a 138 finish.

'He's as cool as a prized marrow!'

'He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.'

'When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer….. Bristow's only 27.'

'The pendulum swinging back and forth like a metronome.'

'He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends.'

'That's like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank'

'This lad has more checkouts than Tescos.'

'Even Hypotenuse would have trouble working out these angles.'

'Steve Beaton – The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance – a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.'

'Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet … and he's in a darts orbit!'

Accenture Match Play Championship: Lee Westwood into last 16 but Tiger Woods is out

Westwood makes it through to the last 16 along with McIlroy and Lawrie but Woods crashes out of Accenture Match Play Championship

Get out the flags and hang up the bunting. Lee Westwood has finally made it through to Friday at the Accenture Match Play Championship.

Let out a sigh of disappointment that it is not Tiger Woods waiting for him. Needing to hole a 5ft putt at the 18th to extend his match against Nick Watney, the once-immortal one pushed it limply to the right of the hole to offer more evidence that these days he’s just another good golfer.

Another compelling day of drama, then, in the best event in golf this side of the Masters and one that continues to treat UK golfers very kindly. Not only Westwood but Rory McIlroy and the two Scots Martin Laird and Paul Lawrie have also made it through to Friday’s last 16.

In the last 16: Lee Westwood made it through to Friday

In the last 16: Lee Westwood made it through to Friday

Good day: Westwood beat Robert Karlsson of Sweden

Good day: Westwood beat Robert Karlsson of Sweden

All four are seeking to follow in the footsteps of Luke Donald and Ian Poulter, winners for the past two years.

At the 12th attempt, Westwood could scarcely conceal his delight at making it through to this lofty stage for the first time. ‘Feel like the first man on the moon,’ he tweeted. ‘One giant step through to Friday at the matchplay. Need more clothes. Didn’t pack enough.’

Finally, it looks as if the Ryder Cup Westy has shown up, as he bullied Robert Karlsson into submission with some dazzling golf over the front nine. He even gets an American opponent today, one to whom he will show the utmost respect.

One of the reasons Westwood has such a poor record in this event is that Watney just happens to have knocked him out for the past two years.

Bad day: Tiger Woods

Can't look: Tiger Woods

Can't look: Tiger Woods reacts to being knocked down

‘I feel the way I’m playing I will be tough to beat,’ said a buoyant Westwood, who nevertheless could have been forgiven for wishing that Tiger had made it through. The brutal truth right now is that Watney represents a more formidable obstacle.

As for Woods, not for the first time he lamented the disintegration of a putting stroke that, at his best, looked bullet-proof under pressure. ‘It’s the same bad putt every time, that block out to the right,’ he said.

Has there been a better day for Scotland in this tournament Scrolling through an exceedingly modest level of achievement, it is hard to find anything remotely comparable to the stirring victories mustered by Lawrie and Laird.

Up against the two best young players in world golf, Ryo Ishikawa and Matteo Manassero were duly dispatched by the admirable control of Lawrie and the awesome power of Laird respectively.

Through: Paul Lawrie is showing his good form

Through: Paul Lawrie is showing his good form

Now the pair will meet in the last 16, with the Scots assured of their first quarter-finalist since Lawrie reached that stage 12 years ago. For Lawrie, this was a continuation of his pleasing resurgence while Laird showed exactly why he will be a real asset should be make Europe’s Ryder Cup side in September.

If you’re wondering why you haven’t heard much from Manassero recently then this match provided a hearty clue, with the 18 year old Italian outdriven by Laird by as much as 75 yards on occasion. At the 9th, Manassero failed to clear a fairway bunker from the tee with his driver; Laird flew it with a three wood.

You’d have to enjoy an unbelievable day on the greens and hope for your opponent to start spraying the ball to nullify such a huge advantage. Manassero came pretty close to making the former happen but Laird was far too assured with his irons to permit any hope of the latter.

Going well: Martin Laird of Scotland beat Matteo Manassero

Going well: Martin Laird of Scotland beat Matteo Manassero

He really is an impressive ball striker, as illustrated by the long par four 7th, where Manassero was hitting a hybrid club for his approach and Laird, following yet another 300 yard plus drive, an eight iron to 3ft.

Looking forward to his match against Lawrie, Laird thought back to a time in 2000 when he was a promising youngster coming through the ranks and the then Open Champion paid a visit.

‘I was 17 at the time and Paul gave us a lesson and some good advice,’ he recalled. ‘I remember looking up to him then thinking this is where I want to go, I want to be holding the trophy like he is. Now it feels kind of funny that I am playing him tomorrow right here in Arizona.’

There were almost as many Japanese media following Ishikawa as spectators but Lawrie ensured there was little chance of sending good news back home as he delivered another virtually flawless exhibition from tee to green.

In with a shout: Rory McIlroy is through to the last 16

In with a shout: Rory McIlroy is through to the last 16

The 20 year old Japanese showed his flair with a couple of holed shots from off the green but also his penchant for wild driving, leading to a match in which Lawrie was never behind at any stage, eventually winning by one hole.

‘It probably should have been over earlier but I struggled a little with the putter and when that happens matches are going to go a long way,’ said Lawrie. ‘As for meeting Martin, I’m looking forward to it. He’s a good lad and it should be a great match.’

It might prove an ominous sign for the rest of the final 16 survivors that Rory McIlroy hasn’t played that well but is still around, following his three and two win over the Dane Anders Hansen.

McIlroy finished off the match with three perfect short game shots. The first at the 14th dropped into the hole for a winning birdie and he followed it up with a chip and a bunker shot at the next two holes that both finished stone dead.

Good shot: McIlroy reacts to his chip shot on the eighth hole

Good shot: McIlroy reacts to his chip shot on the eighth hole

McIlroy will now play the wily Spaniard Miguel Angel Jimenez, who might be 48 but shows little sign of a diminishing of his powers. He’s had two cracking victories to reach this stage, first over fellow countryman Sergio Garcia and then over U.S PGA Champion Keegan Bradley on Thursday.

McIlroy will dispose Donald and become world number one should he win this event and admitted it was acting as a further incentive. ‘You can’t help thinking about it given that everyone keeps mentioning it and it is definitely acting as extra motivation,’ he said.

The only UK player to lose on Thursday was Robert Rock, whose latest adventure came to an end with a three and two defeat against American Mark Wilson.

What a shame the man who beat Tiger in Abu Dhabi and Adam Scott in the first round here hadn’t been playing one of the big boys. He’d have probably won.

Lee Westwood will have to raise his game to triumph in Arizona

Westwood will have to raise his game to triumph in Arizona

Lee Westwood will try to solve a
13-year-old mystery as he swaps the desert surroundings of Dubai for
those of Arizona on Wednesday.

After a week off in which he has
been presented with his OBE by the Queen at Buckingham Palace, Westwood
heads for Dove Mountain and the Accenture World Matchplay Championship.

But the world No 2 cannot figure out
why, since the event was first played in 1999, he has never managed to
get past the second round.

Not bad!: Lee Westwood receives his OBE

Not bad!: Lee Westwood receives his OBE

That record just does not make sense to Westwood, 38, who in his career has won 19 points for Europe in the cut and thrust atmosphere of the Ryder Cup.

He said: 'I would love to know what the Friday is like playing there, but I've never got into the last 16 and I have normally got my flight booked out of there on Friday.

'I just don't know why it is. Sometimes I have not played well enough or just run up against somebody who is playing hot.

'But it's very strange when you look at my match-play record in the Ryder Cup and that I won the [World] Match Play at Wentworth.

'The ultimate focus at this time of year is getting ready for the Masters, but that is not to say my game has not been in shape by the time these two WGCs come round.'