Manchester United South Africa tour diary

On tour with United: No weapons in the city but Red Devils face Ajax Cape Town threat

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19:08 GMT, 20 July 2012

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After the jingoistic Zulu references kindly provided by the tour organisers gave United’s opening pre-season friendly in Durban a less-than-friendly feel, at least Sir Alex Ferguson and his players can relax about their safety here.

As they flew in from Natal on Friday morning, the front page of the Cape Times reassured them that no risks are being taken in Saturday’s second game against Ajax Cape Town.

It read: ‘The city has barred firearms, ammunition, knives, sharp objects, hazardous chemicals, fireworks and narcotics.’ Nice to know.

Welcome party: Man United players were enthusiastically greeted in Cape Town

Welcome party: Man United players were enthusiastically greeted in Cape Town

This did not deter an Ajax supporters’ club spokesman from urging his fellow members to wage war against their Premier League visitors.

‘We will paint the city red and white, and support our team like never before,’ he was quoted as saying in the same article. ‘We will kill the Red Devils!’

United won’t be unduly concerned after getting close to some genuinely dangerous wildlife on tour.

While Sir Alex Ferguson chose a more sedate way to spend Thursday’s day off by teaming up with club secretary John Alexander in a game of golf against Paul Scholes and Michael Carrick at the Zimbali Country Club (the result is unknown but a beaming Ferguson was later seen heading for the clubhouse afterwards), the rest of the players headed for PheZulu Safari Park where Anderson was photographed kissing a giant boa constrictor called Fluffy.

It also emerged that some of the club’s staff – though not any players – took the opportunity to bungee jump from the giant arch towering over the Moses Mabhida Stadium where United opened their tour with a 1-0 win over AmaZulu FC on Wednesday night.

Hiss: United players with a huge snake named 'fluffy'

Hiss: United players with a huge snake named 'fluffy'

Another 2010 World Cup venue, the 55,000 Cape Town Stadium, will be sold out for Saturday’s second game against the local team Ajax although the weather conditions will be very different to United’s idyllic final day in Durban. Strong winds and driving rain greeted their arrival in the Western Cape and more showers are forecast for Saturday.

At least the welcome was warm.

‘Just landed in Cape Town,’ tweeted Rio Ferdinand. ‘What a welcome they just gave us!! Was soooo loud, crazy! Man Utd are huge out here! #Worldwide

The controversy over his ‘choc ice’ tweet about Ashley Cole has still not died down, but Rio Ferdinand has landed himself in more trouble after joking on Twitter about killing a lion on safari in South Africa.

Ferdinand posted a picture of himself holding a spear and shield alongside a Zulu warrior during United’s trip to PheZulu Safari Park on Thursday, and wrote: ‘Me + my Zulu friend out in the bush just before we hunted and killed a Lion + a Wilder beast!!’

Even though the park has no lions or wildebeest, some followers took him seriously. One wrote back: ‘Why did Rio Ferdinand have to kill a Lion while here in SA He could have spent the money on CONSERVATION!!!’

Ferdinand was forced to clarify his comments on Friday when he tweeted: ‘had an amazing time in Durban – safari was unbelievable and for those concerned I didn’t hunt any lions… can some of u please lighten up!’

Sir Alex Ferguson told reporters on tour this week that he is does not understand Ferdinand tweeting but cannot stop the defender from doing it as long as he doesn’t mention the club. The latest episode is unlikely to change the manager’s mind.

In position: Rio Ferdinand (behind the driver) at the front of the jeep

In position: Rio Ferdinand (behind the driver) at the front of the jeep

There has been confusion and consternation surrounding what colour kit Manchester United will wear against Ajax Cape Town on Saturday.

United launched their new white Nike away strip amid quite a fanfare after arriving in the Western Cape on Friday, the day after Ajax proudly unveiled their new adidas home and away kits for next season.

However, Sir Alex Ferguson’s side have still chosen to wear their gingham red home kit for the second time on tour, forcing their disgruntled hosts – who play in the same red and white colours as the famous Dutch club that gave them their name – to wear blue in in front of a capacity crowd who have bought up the 55,000 tickets in the space of 10 days.

‘We’ve never played in blue at home before,’ revealed one club official. ‘It’s a contractual thing. Manchester United think they’re bigger than the rest of the world.’

Fortunately for Ajax, their blue kit is also brand new, enabling an adidas spokesman to make the best out of a bad situation. ‘Ajax will appear in their new kit for the first time during their friendly against Manchester United,’ confirmed an adidas spokesman. ‘We couldn’t have asked for a better launching pad.’

Apparently United must have a white shirt every season, on the orders of Ferguson, although the latest design will now not be worn until they play Barcelona in a showcase friendly in Gothenburg on August 8.

It was unveiled in an extravagant ceremony at Cape Town’s Castle of Good Hope which, built in 1666, is supposedly South Africa’s oldest building and now an army barracks.

Rio Ferdinand looked slightly bewildered as he led Antonio Valencia and Federico Macheda into a marquee in the castle grounds, accompanied by a military band and the now familiar sight of United’s imposing South African security team dressed in black suits.

Fix up, look sharp: Man United's new away kit

Fix up, look sharp: Man United's new away kit

Strangely, United’s players have kept their expensive watches on UK time since they have been here, even though South Africa is only one hour ahead.

We are assured that this is purely a practical move to avoid confusion among the squad and not a scientific ploy to keep their body clocks in sync with home.

‘I’m not sure what we’re going to do in China,’ admitted one official as United prepare for the seven-hour time difference in Shanghai.

Roy Hodgson has spent career becoming perfect – Patrick Collins

Hodgson has spent his career becoming perfect for England

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07:57 GMT, 6 May 2012

The England manager Roy Hodgson… there, that wasn’t difficult. Only a week in and the phrase fairly trips off the keyboard. The man himself still seems a touch bewildered by the pace of events, but already the novelty is fading and a kind of normality is starting to take hold.

There have been one or two irritating sideshows. With prattish predictability, the front page of The Sun made a few infantile jibes at his manner of speaking while, elsewhere, there was the odd, mean-minded effort to depict his career record as no more than mediocre.

But Hodgson set his own course. Aware of the preposterous expectations which the job attracts, he was the very model of moderation; promising little and offering no hostages to fortune.

Fighting his corner: Roy Hodgson has emerged from a whirlwind week in credit as the England boss

Fighting his corner: Roy Hodgson has emerged from a whirlwind week in credit as the England boss

He remains a relative stranger to most of the nation, but after this first week, I suspect that the nation quite likes what it sees.

In fairness, this second-guessing of national opinion is a hazardous business. We had been ceaselessly assured that Harry Redknapp was the nation’s choice. So implacable was that assertion that any doubt or deviation was treated as heresy. The job was Harry’s; not if, but when.

Yet the Football Association quartet charged with making the decision gave no indication of the appointment being a done deal. In fact, they appear to have acted responsibly all along the line.

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They kept their own counsel, even through the absurd attempts to blame them for the slump in Tottenham’s form. And when the chosen candidate was produced, their smugness was decently subdued.

It should be said that Redknapp has behaved with good grace. I wouldn’t know about his private thoughts, since we are not on confiding terms, but clearly he imagined that the job was his, so the disappointment must have been acute. Yet publicly at least, his reaction has been impeccable.

It is easy to see what the Spurs manager might have achieved for England. Redknapp is a glorious tap-dancer, a man who blossoms in the spotlight. He would have won the trust of his players and persuaded them to express themselves with energy and flair. He would have acquired a wider audience for his one-liners, and he would have revelled in his reputation as a card. And he would have showed any amount of ‘passion’, that attribute for which English football has such a curious regard.

But when the inevitable bad times arrived, then Redknapp might have struggled. A man of notoriously thin skin, he would surely have been affronted by the resulting criticism.

Denied the opportunity to play the transfer market and aware that mature English talent is in perilously short supply — the Spurs team who started at Bolton the other evening contained just three men qualified to represent England — he might well have come to curse the day he accepted such a thanklessly restrictive task.

Hodgson, I suspect, will approach things differently. Like Redknapp, he does not react well to criticism, reasonable or otherwise. And while he was never given the extended support he deserved in his short spell at Liverpool, he was patently affected by the level of abuse.

But he understands the rhythms, the snares, the dynamics of international football, having managed three countries in a total of 80 international matches. It is the most impressive single aspect of his curriculum.

In the spotlight: Sure, Harry Redknapp would have been a 'popular' choice, but was he the right one

In the spotlight: Sure, Harry Redknapp would have been a 'popular' choice, but was he the right one

And something else. When the FA chairman David Bernstein was introducing the new man the other day, he said, in what was almost a throwaway line: ‘You mustn’t underestimate the importance of St George’s Park in all of this.’

Indeed not. It is the FA’s intention that the future of the English game will be found in those sprawling acres of Burton on Trent, upon which some 100million of investment has been lavished.

The feeling is that Hodgson will embrace this concept more enthusiastically than any other candidate. He has witnessed at first hand the influence of these institutions in other major, more successful European nations.

Abuse: Graeme Le Saux suffered taunts simply because he was a reader of a broadsheet newspaper

Abuse: Graeme Le Saux suffered taunts simply because he was a reader of a broadsheet newspaper

So he will throw himself into the task of
coaching the coaches, of persuading teams to travel in the same
direction, of influencing the culture of the game and elevating the
ambitions of the young men who play it.

The popular impression in this country is that footballers keep their brains in their boots. Expectations are depressingly low.

I recall a striker with a London team who was once caught flicking through a Jeffrey Archer potboiler on the team bus. He was forever after known as The Professor.

And who can forget the distinguished international full-back Graeme Le Saux suffering disgraceful homophobic abuse from dullards up and down the country on the grounds that he read The Guardian!

It will take time, patience and a degree of wisdom to alter such attitudes when the pressures demand that you chase the next result or risk the clamorous consequences.

The new manager has just enjoyed an easy week, full of high hopes and supportive smiles. Next week could be quite different, and all the weeks and months which follow.

But Roy Hodgson’s entire career has been a preparation for such a task. He has earned the chance to take it on.

Fabio sees what he's missing

After a two-month holiday, an old friend is ready for action. And Fabio Capello wants it known that he would welcome a return to English football.

Capello, you will recall, was paid around 6million per year to manage England. It seemed a lot of money at the time, although not enough to persuade him to master the language of his adopted country.

After presiding over a disastrous World Cup campaign, Capello took up a contract extension to take him through to Euro 2012. When the FA, quite properly, decided that John Terry could not remain as England captain after being charged with a racially aggravated public order offence, Capello flounced away.

Sign him off: Fabio Capello is interested in getting back in the dugout

Sign him off: Fabio Capello is interested in getting back in the dugout

But that was February. Now the world has changed. Now he wants ‘one more challenge’.

Nothing to do with money, of course. ‘I don’t work for money,’ he says. ‘I want to manage a team that want to win something.’

Cue Mrs Merton’s immortal question to the lovely Debbie McGee: ‘Tell me, what was it that first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels’

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Pressure cooker: Alex McLeish's players are lacking discipline and the fans want him out

McLeish himself had left his players at the ground. He was ‘shocked’. He said: ‘There was alcohol in the suite, but not on the players’ tables. I thought, naively perhaps, that they would all just go home.’ A good man, Alex McLeish. But I fear that last, unworldly sentence may be the one which brings him down.

PS They are unveiling a statue of Sir Bobby Robson at St James’ Park this morning. A handsome bronze to commemorate a local hero. ‘This is where his love of football began,’ says his widow, Lady Elsie. ‘As a boy he’d come here with his dad. He was always a Newcastle fan at heart.’

Bobby would have been thrilled by this honour in this place. It is a proper tribute to a beguiling man. Sometimes, the rackety old game gets it just right.