India v England third Test in Kolkata: Five crazy runouts

After Cook is bizarrely dismissed in Kolkata, we take a look at five other crazy runouts

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22:00 GMT, 7 December 2012

England captain Alastair Cook was run out on 190 as he tried to avoid a throw from Virat Kohli on day three of the third Test against India in Kolkata. He is not the first batsman to be run out in bizarre fashion though. Here, Sportsmail looks at five famous examples…

Allan Donald (Edgbaston, 1999)

South Africa needed one run to beat Australia at Edgbaston and reach their first World Cup final when Lance Klusener hit Damien Fleming to mid-on and started running. But last man Allan Donald didn’t hear his call, dropped his bat, and eventually set off for the single far too late. As Australia’s fielders went berserk, Donald was left to reflect on one of cricket’s cruellest chokes.

Cruel: Australia go wild as Donald is run out

Cruel: Australia go wild as Donald is run out

Cruel: Australia go wild as Donald is run out

Mike Atherton (Lord’s, 1993)

The England opener was on 97 when he turned Australia’s captain Allan Border through midwicket. He and Mike Gatting had run two and Atherton hesitated before setting off for a third. But he changed his mind, before slipping and scrabbling about on all fours as Merv Hughes’s throw from the deep left him stranded on 99. He never did make a Test hundred at Lord’s.

Falling short: Atherton can't get back in his crease

Falling short: Atherton can't get back in his crease

Falling short: Atherton can't get back in his crease

Evasive action: Inzamam is harshly given out

Evasive action: Inzamam is harshly given out

Hanif Mohammad (Karachi, 1959)

Playing for Karachi in a Pakistani domestic game, their Test opener Hanif Mohammad had moved to 498 with a ball to go on the second day. He duly played it to point and set off for two, only to be beaten in search of a 500th run. The batsman at the other end, Abdul Aziz, died later that season after being hit over the heart.

Inzamam-ul-Haq (Faisalabad, 2005)

Pakistan’s captain had played a defensive shot to Steve Harmison during the second Test at Faisalabad when the England fast bowler immediately threw down the stumps. In an attempt to get out of the way, Inzamam jumped in the air – and was wrongly given run out by third umpire Nadeem Ghauri, despite being in his crease when he took evasive action.

Ian Meckiff (Brisbane, 1960)

Australia
needed one to win off the last ball of the Brisbane Test against West
Indies, when last man Lindsay Kline turned Wes Hall to the leg side. But
fielder Joe Solomon reacted quickly, throwing down the stumps at the
striker’s end with Meckiff short of his ground. The result was the first
tie in Test history. There has been only one since.

BUMBLE"S TEST DIARY: How the utter madness of England sending in Jimmy Anderson left me calling for Sunny and Cher

BUMBLE'S TEST DIARY: How the utter madness of England sending in Jimmy left me calling for Sunny and Cher

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13:38 GMT, 16 November 2012

SAME OLD WAY TO A SORRY DEFEAT

England must get away from their habit of ‘thinking English’. They need to think how India have tried things, such as opening the bowling with their off-spinner. In India’s innings, just three of the first 18 overs were bowled by the spinners and they were 84-0. In England’s innings, 13 of 18 overs were bowled by spinners and England are three down.

SOFT HANDS NEEDED TO AVOID SOFTER DISMISSALS

England haven’t got a clue how to move the fielders around the bat. The top three (Cook, Compton and Trott) are very static batsmen. Trott’s dismissal – pushing forward with his bat rigid straight and being caught at bat-pad – summed up the problem. They need to play with soft hands. The young lad Pujara has given England a lesson. He’s not a blaster, he just moved the ball around.

Bad Trott: England's top order, especially Jonathan Trott, must learn to play with soft hands (FILE IMAGE)

Bad Trott: England's top order, especially Jonathan Trott, must learn to play with soft hands (FILE IMAGE)

ENTER KP THE SCRIPTWRITER

England have talked a good game for months, saying their players are good players of spin, but we are seeing no signs of that. Only Kevin Pietersen has come up with a system. As soon as he came in he went down the pitch to the spinner. He found a way. The rest will get out if they just sit and block. This match is nailed on to finish in four days unless KP can write a different script.

Swashbuckling: It's all down to Kevin Pietersen now - he should have been promoted up the order in the final session (FILE IMAGE)

Swashbuckling: It's all down to Kevin Pietersen now – he should have been promoted up the order in the final session (FILE IMAGE)

MIND THE GAP

I talked yesterday of psychological pressure leading to players dropping catches. And it’s the same with scoreboard pressure. India racked up 520 and when England came out to bat it suddenly looks a different track, a different game…but the pitch has not changed. It’s just pressure which was created by MS Dhoni, with his declaration, opening with the offie, and crowding the bat.

More of this, please: England practise their catching last year (FILE IMAGE)

More of this, please: England practise their catching last year (FILE IMAGE)

And less of this: England rue another missed chance (FILE IMAGE - v South Africa last summer)

And less of this: England rue another missed chance (FILE IMAGE – v South Africa last summer)

SENDING IN JIMMY AN UTTER WASTE OF TIME

The nightwatchman is a total and utter waste of time. I was really disappointed when James Anderson came out. I turned to Nasser Hussain and said: ‘He won’t last three balls’. He lasted six. He’s also pushed Graeme Swann down to No 11. Madness. Instead of a nightwatchman, they should have promoted KP – he would have broken the shackles.

SOUND THE ALARM

I had a bit of a senior moment. I was convinced I’d set my alarm for 2.30am but, during one of my frequent bathroom calls in the night, I glanced at the clock and noticed it was 3am and I was due on air in half an hour! I then realised I had indeed set it for 2.30…but in the afternoon!

CHER-ING THE LAUGHS… I'VE GOT YUVRAJ

It’s a different atmosphere commentating from the studio here rather than at the ground. You struggle to ‘feel the game’. It’s a different discipline but we are determined to ensure we do as good job as possible. We still had our lighter moments yesterday, talking about our favourite lollipops, and when the great Sunil Gavaskar came on Indian TV, and they did their 'ask Sunny' segment, I asked him: ‘Where’s Cher'

Sunil Gavaskar

Cher in 1991

Sunny and Cher I: Indian legend Sunil Gavaskar (right) and songstress Cher (right)

Sonny Bono and Cher

Sonny and Cher II: Or rather the original husband-and-wife partnership belt outa tune in 1966

VIDEO: I've Got You Baby, by Sonny (not that one) and Cher…

Cricket match fixing: Was the World Cup semi-final fixed?

As England prepare for the First Test in India, an incendiary new book poses a question that will stun cricket… was the World Cup semi-final fixed

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02:35 GMT, 10 November 2012

The India v Pakistan World Cup semi-final in Mohali on March 30, 2011 may just have been the most keenly anticipated game of cricket ever played.

As the Asian subcontinent came to a standstill, Ed Hawkins — a sports-betting journalist who had spent months investigating corruption in cricket — was following the game on TV at home in London with a friend. India batted first and were relieved that Pakistan’s fielders contrived to drop Sachin Tendulkar four times on his way to 85.

But as their innings came to an end, Hawkins received a tweet from an Indian bookmaker called Parthiv, a contact he had established during his investigations.

The tweet he sent would cast doubt on the probity of one of the most famous one-day games of all time. In an extract from his new book, Bookie, Gambler, Fixer, Spy, Hawkins takes up the story…

Celebration time : Harbhajan Singh is ecstatic after taking the wicket of Afridi in the 2011 World Cup semi-final, the match about which the allegations in a new book have been made

Celebration time : Harbhajan Singh is ecstatic after taking the wicket of Afridi in the 2011 World Cup semi-final, the match about which the allegations in a new book have been made

With the innings winding down and my friend Cherrene off making more tea, I check emails, news sites, Facebook and, finally, my Twitter account. Parthiv had sent a message:

‘Bookie update… India will bat first and score over 260, 3 wickets fall within the first 15 overs, pak will cruise to 100, then lose 2 quick wickets, at 150 they will be 5 down and crumble and lose by a margin of over 20 runs.’

‘Chezza,’ I called out. ‘I think you’d better have a look at this. A bookie has messaged me. He’s sent me a script of what is going to happen.’

‘Oh, this is extraordinary! Let me read it… oh good God! How many have India got’
India are approaching 260. At the start of the final over they are 256 for seven. Bowled by Wahab Riaz, it goes dot ball-wicket-single-single-wicket-two. India close on 260. Cherrene is beside herself. I urge calm. ‘Hang on a sec, he said more than 260. The proof will be when Pakistan bat.’

‘Oh, this is amazing!’

Indeed it was. Parthiv had been correct twice previously when he had messaged with information about a fix during a game. But he had not sent anything as detailed as this. I checked the scorecard. He was wrong about India losing three wickets in the first 15 overs and his prediction was out by a single run for a total of more than 260. This would be enough to exonerate India from wrongdoing.

Team-talk: Pakistani cricketers form a huddle during the ICC Cricket World Cup semi-final match between India and Pakistan, the match about which the allegations have been made

Team-talk: Pakistani cricketers form a huddle during the ICC Cricket World Cup semi-final match between India and Pakistan, the match about which the allegations have been made

The information for Pakistan’s innings was more thorough… ‘pak will cruise to 100, then lose 2 quick wickets, at 150 they will be 5 down and crumble and lose by a margin of over 20 runs’. Had this been received from anyone other than an Indian bookmaker it would be considered a wild guess.

I email two gambling associates, including Geoffrey Riddle, a journalist, sharing Parthiv’s script and telling them that I expect Pakistan’s innings to unfold exactly as he said. Parthiv had form, I write, for accuracy.

COULD IT BE A LUCKY GUESS

Ever since that message from Parthiv I have fretted over whether it could have been a lucky guess.

I asked Jatin Thakkar, a Mumbai-based statistician, to search his database, which stretched back to December 1992, to reveal the likelihood of predicting Pakistan’s innings to such detail.

His results proved that if Parthiv had made it up, then he was on the kind of lucky streak which demanded the purchase of a lottery scratchcard.

Such a sequence — ‘Pakistan cruise to 100, lose 2 quick wickets, at 150 they will be 5 down and crumble and lose by a margin of over 20 runs’ — is rare over the study period. Jatin explained his method: ‘I took matches in which a team was chasing 250 to 280 and then applied the match situations that Pakistan’s chase went through in the exact manner.’

It has happened six times in the 2,434 matches.
As a percentage, this is 0.24650780608052586. Translated into odds, it is a 405–1 against shot.
To put this into context, a hat-trick is a 106–1 chance, a five-wicket haul is 8–1 and a century 11–2.

This is not impossible, by any stretch of the imagination, but a long chance nonetheless.

The responses I receive are laden with expletives, expressing dismay that there could be any doubt about a World Cup semi-final between two such bitter rivals. Both of them, of course, tell me they have placed big wagers on India to go on to win the match.

Feelings of excitement at the start of the match have morphed into nerves, dread and bewilderment. Cherrene is tense, too. She sits forward on the sofa, knees together and holding a cushion to her chest. She says she hopes that Parthiv’s message proves to be wrong.

‘He has been right twice previously,’ I tell her. ‘He can’t keep getting it right. I’m sure his information must be wrong sometimes. Law of averages and all that.’

As Pakistan’s innings begins we are both gripped by a feeling of surreal fear. Not the usual fear that a fan holds in his heart when watching a sporting contest; the feeling of not knowing whether his team will succeed, fail horribly or acquit themselves with pride so he too can feel proud; the one which ties the stomach in knots and makes the heart beat faster, reverberating against the rib cage.

It is an anxiety of a totally different kind inspired by the feeling that what is being played out in front of our eyes is planned, while desperately hoping that it is not. The stomach turns; the heart sinks.

‘It could all be over very quickly, Chezza,’ I say reassuringly. ‘Pakistan could be two down for nothing and then they won’t be cruising to a hundred.’

‘Yes, there is that,’ she says.

Kamran Akmal, the Pakistan opening batsman, hits the first ball and the last ball of the first over of the reply for four. Cherrene and I exchange worried glances. The first of many I suspect. We are not put out of our misery early as, thanks to Akmal’s dashing blade, Pakistan start well. At the end of the eighth over they are 43 for no loss, scoring at a rate of 5.37 an over.

‘Well, they are certainly cruising at the moment,’ Cherrene says.

‘Do you think that would stand up in court’ I joke.

Akmal’s is the first wicket to fall. Attempting to crash a square drive through point, he is undone by a slower delivery from Zaheer Khan and he guides the ball into the fielder’s hands. The score is 44 for one.

Asad Shafiq joins Mohammad Hafeez at the crease. Their progress is serene and the clatter of wickets that we hope for does not materialise. Hafeez is out in the 16th over.

The Cricinfo commentary describes his wicket: ‘What was Hafeez thinking Again, yet again, a lovely 30 to 40 and he has combusted. He went for a paddle sweep, yeah a paddle sweep, to a full delivery outside off stump and edged it to Dhoni. Oh dear. Pressure Or overconfidence’

Winning feeling: India celebrate the game about which the allegations have been made

Winning feeling: India celebrate the game about which the allegations have been made

Pakistan steady the ship. A clich it may be, but one that has a double meaning in this context. With Shafiq and Younis Khan they are cruising. Shafiq turns the fifth ball of the 23rd over off his pads to take two runs and bring up Pakistan’s hundred.

Their run rate is 4.34. They require a further 161 runs from 27 overs. There is no doubt they are going well.

‘OK Chezza,’ I say, ‘They have got to a hundred pretty easily but this is where it gets interesting.’

'NO REASON TO INVESTIGATE'

Of allegations about corruption in this match, Haroon Lorgat, then the ICC chief executive, stated: ‘The ICC has no reason or evidence to require an investigation into this match. It is indeed sad for spurious claims to be made which only serve to cause doubt on the semi-final of one of the most successful ICC Cricket World Cups ever.’

‘Read the next bit of the script.’

‘It says: “Pakistan will cruise to 100, then lose two quick wickets.” Hold on to yourself. This is where we get an answer whether this thing is accurate or not. There can be no quibbling about “two quick wickets”.’

The next over is to be bowled by Yuvraj Singh. Younis takes a single from the first ball. Cherrene and I breathe a sigh of relief. So too after the second, third and fourth balls of the over, which are negotiated without alarm.

‘I reckon if they score 20 runs before a wicket falls we can forget about the script,’ I say.

‘Hope so,’ Cherrene replies as Yuvraj trundles in for the fifth ball. Our collective breath is held again as the ball is released.

Shafiq steps away from his stumps, trying to direct the ball towards third man. He misses and it knocks his middle stump out of the ground.

‘Bowled him! Yuvi! Yuvi! Yuvi!’ shouts commentator Mark Nicholas.

‘Another magical breakthrough,’ says Rameez Raja.

‘Uh oh,’ says Cherrene.

‘One more,’ I say, ‘And we might have a fix.’

Ten balls later it is Yuvraj again who, with more of a spring in his stride, jumps into his elegant, high left-arm action. The ball is full and tempting to drive. Younis Khan is tempted.

He throws his hands at the ball but as he does so his right leg, his back leg, flies from under him, as if tethered by a rope which someone has suddenly decided to tug sharply.

He is off balance, now reaching, trying to right himself in the shot. The ball hits high on the bat and is miscued horribly, up in the air, straight into the hands of mid-off. Pakistan are 106 for four. They have added six runs. They have lost two wickets in 10 balls. A swift demise. Rapid. Quick.

‘Well, that was depressingly predictable,’ I say.

‘This is just dreadful, dreadful, dreadful,’ Cherrene says.

An email from Geoffrey Riddle arrives. ‘Amazing info!’ Another contact telephones me. He says he can’t believe what he is seeing. ‘It’s like I’m watching a replay, knowing the fall of the wickets and the result.’

Howzat: Irfan Pathan appeals successfully for an LBW decision against Imran Nazir as non-striker Mohammad Hafeez watches on during the match about which the allegations were made

Howzat: Irfan Pathan appeals successfully for an LBW decision against Imran Nazir as non-striker Mohammad Hafeez watches on during the match about which the allegations were made

Cherrene has gone very quiet. It is a blessed relief that we have a relative hiatus until the next action, according to whoever the director of this game is, takes place. I try to reassure Cherrene that it still could all prove to be wrong.

Pakistan are only four wickets down and could comfortably recover to win the match and book a final spot in Mumbai. At the end of the 27th over they are 112 for four. Umar Akmal and Misbah-ul-Haq are the batsmen. The script tells us that we cannot expect more than two wickets until Pakistan have reached 150.

The tension has dissipated now. The dread that we felt earlier about this fearsome tale coming true has been replaced by a disheartening acceptance.

Cherrene and I sit glum-faced as we watch the pictures from Mohali, a doom-laden contrast with the supporters in the stadium who wave flags and leap and shout as a contest which is unique in its standing in the cricket world unfolds. Unique to us for a different reason.

It is in a daze, rather, that we watch the match continue, as if waiting to be awoken again by an alarm bell as Pakistan approach 150. Umar Akmal and Misbah-ul-Haq are rebuilding Pakistan’s innings and, with each over they survive, keeping the wickets column showing four and with each run they move closer to 150, we become more alert.

Eight runs away from 150 — ‘at 150 they will be five down’ — the fifth wicket falls. It is Umar Akmal who is out, getting himself into a most unedifying muddle against the spin bowling of Harbhajan Singh. The confusion is matched on my sofa.

‘I just don’t believe this is happening,’ Cherrene says.

With the script accurate — Pakistan reach 150 off the second ball of the 37th over — the ‘crumble’ begins immediately. Abdul Razzaq is the sixth Pakistan batsman out one ball later and the television commentators begin to dissect Pakistan’s performance.

Younis Khan and Misbah come in for particular criticism. Younis scored 13 off 32 balls, a strike rate of 40.62. Misbah scored 17 from the first 42 balls he faced, playing out 27 dots. During this period Pakistan’s required run rate jumped from 6.07 to 8.45. During the 74 balls in which Younis and Misbah were at the crease together, 30 runs were scored.

Shahid Afridi is the seventh wicket to fall, at 184. Pakistan are, indeed, crumbling to ‘lose by a margin over 20 runs’. When Afridi skies a catch to Virender Sehwag off Harbhajan Singh, Ravi Shastri, the former India captain-turned-commentator, says: ‘These are baffling tactics from Pakistan.’

Rather than referring to the shot which Afridi played, Shastri is wondering why Pakistan have not taken the final powerplay — five overs when fielding restrictions should allow batsmen like Afridi to score more freely. They take the powerplay in the 45th over with Misbah and Umar Gul, the bowler, at the crease. When Misbah hits a four in the 48th over, Mark Nicholas, the hyperbole in his voice reduced to a befuddled whine, says: ‘That’s the reason we can’t fathom why it (the powerplay) was not taken earlier.’

Misbah takes 14 off the over. ‘If he can produce these shots, why didn’t he produce it earlier on’ Rameez Raja says.

India win by 29 runs. Misbah’s is the last wicket to fall. We see a shot of the prime ministers of India and Pakistan. Sat together, they applaud politely, their emotions inscrutable.

Azhar Mahmood, the former Pakistan all-rounder working as an analyser for Sky Sports, says: ‘Two terrible innings from senior Pakistan players Younis and Misbah. There was no panic.’

Nick Knight, once an England one-day opening batsman, agrees: ‘I’m at a loss to explain those two innings.’

Adapted from BOOKIE GAMBLER FIXER SPY: A JOURNEY TO THE CORRUPT HEART OF CRICKET’S UNDERWORLD by Ed Hawkins, to be published by Bloomsbury on November 15 @ 16.99. Copyright 2012 Ed Hawkins To order a copy for 14.49 (incl p&p), call 0843 382 0000.

England"s batsman are targets for sledging… in the nets

England's batsman are targets for sledging already… in the nets

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21:44 GMT, 1 November 2012

England have prepared for their Test
trial by spin by employing unusual distraction techniques ahead of their
gruelling four-match series in India.

Practice sessions have taken place to
a backdrop of recorded crowd noises, while team psychologist Mark
Bawden has stood in adjoining nets in an effort to put the batsmen off
by clapping and sledging.

Come in No 6: Samit Patel celebrates after scoring a century against India A in Mumbai

On the pull: Patel

Come in No 6: Samit Patel celebrates scoring a century against India A in Mumbai to all but seal his Test place

India A v England

Click here for a full scorecard from Mumbai

As Samit Patel scored his first
senior century on England duty in the drawn three-day game with India A
in Mumbai, it emerged that Alastair Cook's side had used the training
methods during their pre-tour camp in Dubai.

And while team insiders concede there
is no substitute for the real thing, England have been determined to
replicate as far as possible the unique experience of batting in India's
noisy stadiums, on turning tracks, surrounded by close-in fielders.

Patel's high-class innings of 104,
following Cook's patient 119, looks to have secured him the No 6 spot
for the first Test at Ahmedabad, starting on November 15 – and suggested
the work in Dubai had not necessarily gone to waste.

Counter-attack: Wicketkeeper Matt Prior hit a run-a-ball half-century during England's innings

Counter-attack: Wicketkeeper Matt Prior hit a run-a-ball half-century during England's innings

Fast bowler Jimmy Anderson, who took
two wickets as India A closed on 124 for 4, an overall lead of only 67,
said: 'Samit was outstanding in this game. He showed great temperament,
played at his own tempo, and complemented Cooky really nicely.

'He plays spin very well. He was very
controlled and composed out there, and that's what you need in these
conditions. Often the crowd can be noisy out here, and there are a lot
of distractions and pressures created by men around the bat. That's what
you have to overcome.'

Patel also took the wicket of the
talented Ajinkya Rahane with his left-arm spin, caught by Anderson at
slip moments before the teams shook hands on the draw, and his all-round
potential has helped him leapfrog both Eoin Morgan and Jonny Bairstow
in the race for a spot in the top six.

There were runs too for wicketkeeper
Matt Prior, who bashed 51 in 52 balls as England replied to India A's
first-innings 369 with a total of 426.

The second of England's three warm-up games before the first Test begins tomorrow against Mumbai A.

Warning signs: Part-time left-arm spinner Yuvraj Singh (right) picked up five England wickets

Warning signs: Part-time left-arm spinner Yuvraj Singh (right) picked up five England wickets

Star man: The day belonged to Patel after his fine century as England enjoyed the better of the draw

Star man: The day belonged to Patel after his fine century as England enjoyed the better of the draw

Marlon Samuels: West Indies exclusive interview

EXCLUSIVE – Samuels: I have been plagued by evil people but knew my time would come

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21:30 GMT, 4 June 2012

Marlon Samuels does things his way. It is a way that has seen him enveloped in controversies that could have ended his career but one that now finds him on a path he hopes will end with him becoming the best batsman in the world.

The man who has provided hope for West Indies with the world-class quality of his batting in two Tests that have again ended in defeat is a singular character who can be as eccentric as he is classy.

Samuels has spent almost as much time talking to the England fielders as he has batting at Lord’s and Trent Bridge but has come out on top in his running battle with Jimmy Anderson that, sadly, will not be continued in Thursday’s final Test at Edgbaston.

Time to shine: West Indies batsman Marlon Samuels has proved his class in the series with England

Time to shine: West Indies batsman Marlon Samuels has proved his class in the series with England

Above all, Samuels has shown that, with a display of defiance at Lord’s and then a century and another high-class contribution at Trent Bridge, he is now the key figure in West Indies' batting line-up, possibly more so even than the veteran Shiv Chanderpaul.

It has not always been thus. Far from aspiring to be the best in the world, Samuels could once have laid claim to another far less flattering soubriquet – that of the biggest wastrel in world cricket.

There was not just the two-year ban for passing on information to bookmakers and the doubts over the legitimacy of his bowling action, but the suspicion that he did not care enough, a record of just two Test centuries in 37 matches stretching back to 2000 belying a rich natural talent.

Yet impressions can be wide of the mark. Michael Holding, a man Samuels talks of as a father figure, had told me that Marlon was one of the good guys, that he had been innocent of charges he collaborated with bookies and that he cared very much both about his own batting and West Indies’ fortunes. Turns out, not for the first time, Holding was right.

We meet in Leicester where West Indies were attempting to prepare for their last chance on this tour to show they have made enough progress not just to compete but to win a Test here.

Samuels, 31, is a very receptive
interviewee, talking not only about his career and hopes for the future
but also about his penchant for on-field chat, his devotion to his
family and his five dogs in Jamaica and about his cricketing hero,
Nasser Hussain.

Aiming high: Samuels wants to be the best batsman in the world game

Aiming high: Samuels wants to be the best batsman in the world game

'Over the years I’ve been plagued with all sorts of issues and problems with people I regard as evil but I always knew that my time to shine would come,' said Samuels.

'I have always had a lot of fire burning inside but I’m managing that fire well at the moment. I’m going out there and transferring that fire on to the field and I’m very happy to be showing what I can do.

'I use every disappointment to build me as a person and not let anybody get me down. I use all of them to motivate me and I know that if I can overcome all the obstacles put in front of me I can get to where I want to go.

'I see myself going up a hill. It will take time to reach the top but I am willing to put in the time to get there.'

Samuels has been as entertaining to those with access to the stump microphones in this series as he has to those in the stands who have seen him apply himself so impressively with the bat. He has told England’s fielders to 'shut up until I've got back-to-back hundreds' while enjoying a running commentary with Anderson that twice saw umpire Aleem Dar step in to cool things down at Trent Bridge.

Not that Samuels felt the need for any cooling down. 'I went out against Australia at 19 and the Aussies talked to me a lot and told me a lot of different things,' he said. 'So I started enjoying it and talking to me in the middle is a waste of time now because it motivates me. When I am batting I am begging the opposition to say something because it means my concentration level is improving.

Preparation: Samuels at Leicestershire's Grace Road ground ahead of next week's third Test

Preparation: Samuels at Leicestershire's Grace Road ground ahead of next week's third Test

'I enjoy a challenge and Jimmy is a fantastic bowler. I remember hitting him over his head a few years ago but he has learnt so much and is the best bowler in England now. Even when he said a few things to me I said, “Jimmy, you're still my favourite bowler”. It’s a bit of fun. He wants to get me out and I’m enjoying the challenge.

'The English players are lovely people. They are competitive but anything they say stays on the field and off the field they are very nice. None of the talking means anything.'

Samuels has always had respect for one Englishman in particular. 'Nasser has always been my favourite batsman,' he said. 'I have a few. Shiv, Steve Waugh and Sachin Tendulkar, but Nasser has always been my No 1. It’s great to see him in the commentary box and I knew I had to come up as the trump card for him because he knows my story and knows I’ve been through a lot.'

That story reached its nadir with his two-year ban and he remains one of the few high-profile players punished by the International Cricket Council for involvement with bookies.

'I was innocent. I got into a situation where it was unfair,' he insists. 'I will tell you honestly, if I had done the crime or done anything to be ashamed of I would not have come back to my sport.

'But I didn’t do anything wrong and that gave me more strength to come back and show people that this ban didn’t kill me, it built me. It made me a stronger man and I’m raising the bar higher now. I am training hard and my work ethic has gone up.

Jimmy's nemesis: Samuels has enjoyed a running battle with England fast bowler Anderson (left)

Jimmy's nemesis: Samuels has enjoyed a running battle with England fast bowler Anderson (left)

'The two years that were taken away from me worked wonders for me because it enabled me to look at myself. I never thought of quitting.'

The time out was spent with his family and now he dedicates his achievements to his two children Dimitri and Djourna and his dogs in Kingston – Sheba, Samson, Simba, Demon and Devil.

'I love dogs. I'm going to get some more. I am batting for them at the moment,' he smiled.

And he is doing that batting, thankfully, for West Indies having left the Indian Premier League halfway through his contract with Pune to join this tour.

'If I’d been available for the whole IPL season I’m sure I would have gone for double the money but I wanted to come here and play against the No 1 team because I have more than just a point to prove. Sometimes it’s not about cash,' he said.

'I’m not just batting for my family. I’m batting for the missing time and I want to be the No 1 batsman in the world. I’ve been stopped in my tracks many times but I’ve never lost sight of my aims and my goals.

'I like Twenty20. It’s fun. And I like the one-dayers. But Test cricket is the best cricket. And Test cricket shows the real quality of the batsman. When you look at the archives and look at the great players it is Test cricket they are remembered for.'

Samuels will be remembered for the right reasons now.

England and West Indies bowlers won the day: Nasser Hussain

I'm bowled over by the game’s top thinkers

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21:52 GMT, 27 May 2012

Everybody turned up on Sunday expecting England to bat all day and pile up 500, maybe even 600, on what is still the flattest of Trent Bridge pitches in perfect conditions.

Well, it didn't turn out that way. Neither side batted particularly badly but 14 wickets fell on the third day because of excellent, disciplined bowling by both England and West Indies and the thinking of two captains who really earned their corn.

This was a case of England batsmen being outthought and effectively bored out at times by West Indies as there was still precious little sideways movement before Andrew Strauss then posted sweepers to help keep control even when England were attacking so effectively with the new ball last night. I was very impressed by West Indies in the field.

Fiery: Kemar Roach bowled well for the tourists

Fiery: Kemar Roach bowled well for the tourists

They had a difficult day on Saturday but came back strongly when they could have wilted yesterday morning when faced with Strauss unbeaten on a hundred overnight and Kevin Pietersen in full flow.

Kemar Roach was fiery after his no-ball problems, Ravi Rampaul was a very good foil to him and Darren Sammy executed his plans perfectly, including frustrating Strauss into nicking a wide one.

Then when West Indies batted again after tea Jimmy Anderson was phenomenal with the new ball while Stuart Broad showed what an incredibly good thinker on the game he is.

Three and easy: Tim Bresnan took a flurry of late wickets for England

Three and easy: Tim Bresnan took a flurry of late wickets for England

England have thought long and hard about how to dismiss Shiv Chanderpaul but no seamer had managed to do it in this series before Sunday when Broad and Strauss came up with a plan.

They must have sensed that Chanderpaul had decided to go for his shots and Broad had a long discussion with his captain before posting a leg gully and two other fielders on the leg side.

The world's No 1 ranked batsman must have thought that the ball was going to be full and straight, as opposed to Anderson's plan of attacking him outside off stump, but Broad double-bluffed him and sent down a bouncer.

Ball beats bat: Matt Prior's middle stump flies out of the ground

Ball beats bat: Matt Prior's middle stump flies out of the ground

Chanderpaul was never totally in control of the resulting pull and hit it straight down Jonathan Trott's throat at long leg before Broad followed that up with a series of full balls to Marlon Samuels that, with his lack of footwork, he could easily have nicked. Clever bowling from a man with a fantastic cricket brain.

Tough day at the office: England's Jonny Bairstow struggled to deal with Kemar Roach's short pitch bowling

Tough day at the office: England's Jonny Bairstow struggled to deal with Kemar Roach's short pitch bowling

He and Anderson were brilliant with the new ball, but the man who made the difference was Tim Bresnan. The way he reversed the old ball at pace was magnificent – that extra zip off the pitch makes him a real addition to the side.

One of the day's talking points was the problems Jonny Bairstow had in coping with Roach but it is far too early to say that this lad definitely has a weakness against short pitched bowling.

After Lord's we were saying how organised Bairstow was but there were those yesterday at Trent Bridge almost writing him off, especially as Dale Steyn and Morne Morkel are on their way later this summer with South Africa.

The truth is somewhere in between. He will have to do some work with Graham Gooch because, after Sunday, every bowler will be queuing up to bowl short at Bairstow but let's not forget that Roach had a new ball in his hand and was bowling with a fast arm at a skiddy pace.

The lad knows he has arrived in Test cricket now and will have to work it out.